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    Dishing out broken ****ing floggings

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    Locked up inside my opium den, surrounded by some Chinamen
    & Maggie Makes Three

    "It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated."

    "Homer, you should see a doctor; I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell."

    "The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma."

    "Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?"

    "Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000."
    Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test."

    "Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer."
    "Thank you, thank you very much. It is nice work."
    "Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir!"
    "It's true, the bundle is little, but I'm not in it for the money."
    "Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant."
    "This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley."

    "Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks like you're...showering Marge with gifts. Hmm...with little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub."
    "By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer."
    "New job? ...Marge is pregnant?! Noooooo!"
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    "I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
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    Top floor, bottom buzzer
    & Maggie Makes Three

    Been stronger rounds, tbh
    'It seems that perfection is attained, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing more to take away.'

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    Dishing out broken ****ing floggings
    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    & Maggie Makes Three

    Been stronger rounds, tbh
    Yeah, none of them are truly classics. There'll be some really weak ones coming up though.

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    Bible Stories was great fun at the time but they've since badly overdone the format. And Maggie Makes Three.
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    The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.

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    All Glory To The Nev
    gets AMMT over the line
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

    With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left

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    And Maggie Makes Three
    ATG World XI
    1. J.B Hobbs 2. H. Sutcliffe 3. D.G Bradman 4. W.R Hammond 5. G.S Sobers 6. M.J Procter 7. A.C Gilchrist 8. M.D Marshall 9. S.K Warne 10. M. Muralitharan 11. G.D McGrath

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    away from the palms
    And Maggie Makes Three. Solid tearjerker.
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    Do it for her.
    The Colourphonics


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    & Maggie Makes Three

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    On top of a pile of money, surrounded by many beautiful women
    & Maggie makes 3
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    I can think of a list of Sydney Grade posters who would contribute a better average post than Bahnz.
    Maow like no one can hear you maowing.

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    I'll show ye!!
    And Maggie Makes Three.
    Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

    Too many bones, not enough CASH!!

    RIP Craig

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    Anyone But England
    Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment

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    Do it for her.
    The one, the only CW Black
    47.3 W Coppinger to Heads 
        Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, 
        miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!

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