Joy of Sect!
Joy of Sect!
"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."RIP CraigosKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
The Leader wins with 10 out of 16 votes.
And Maggie Makes Three - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Season 6, Episode 13)
Simpsons Bible Stories - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Season 10, Episode 18)
Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (Season 2, Episode 13)
RIP Craig Walsh (Craig) 1985-2012
Proudly supporting the #2 cricketer of all time.
& Maggie Makes Three
"It was a tumultuous time for our nation: the clear beverage craze gave us all a reason to live. The information superhighway showed the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek. And the domestication of the dog continued unabated."
"Homer, you should see a doctor; I don't think a healthy man can make that kind of smell."
"The next few weeks at my dream job were like a wonderful waking coma."
"Homer, did you polish your head in the Shine-O Ball-O?"
"Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000."
Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test."
"Hey, just heard the news over the squawk box. That's nice work, Homer."
"Thank you, thank you very much. It is nice work."
"Oh, Mr. Simpson, I have just heard about the little bundle of joy. Congratulations, sir!"
"It's true, the bundle is little, but I'm not in it for the money."
"Hey, Homer! Way to get Marge pregnant."
"This is getting very abstract, but thank you: I do enjoy working at the bowling alley."
"Hey, wait a minute. What are all these presents? It looks like you're...showering Marge with gifts. Hmm...with little, tiny baby-sized gifts. Well, I'll be in the tub."
"By the way, congratulations on your new job, Homer."
"New job? ...Marge is pregnant?! Noooooo!"
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"I don't believe a word of Pietersen's book, but then I don't believe a word anyone else has said either."
- Simon Barnes renders further comment on KP's autobiography superfluous in a sentence
& Maggie Makes Three
Been stronger rounds, tbh
"Your averages, captain, coaches and players can probably survive incompetence over a relatively short series, so if youíre going to be rubbish, make sure itís against Pakistan, Sri Lanka, New Zealand or someone."
gets AMMT over the line
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
And Maggie Makes Three
ATG World XI
1. J.B Hobbs 2. H. Sutcliffe 3. D.G Bradman 4. W.R Hammond 5. G.S Sobers 6. A.C Gilchrist 7. Imran Khan 8. M.D Marshall 9. S.K Warne 10. M. Muralitharan 11. G.D McGrath
And Maggie Makes Three. Solid tearjerker.
Exit pursuing a beer
And Maggie Makes Three.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Too many bones, not enough CASH!!
Homer vs Lisa and the 8th Commandment
Do it for her.
The one, the only CW Black
Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
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