Simpson and Delilah
Simpson and Delilah
Man, this is shocking. Haven't seen Simpson and Delilah.
Exit pursuing a beerOriginally Posted by Jimmy Neesham
Lisa on Ice.
I am a brave man, I am a coward. I am the tiger, I am the flower.
I am honest, and I'm a liar. I am vital, I am tired.
I am a free man, I am caught. From where I am, I see the top.
I am most importantly never concerned with what I am not.
Forever, more than just surviving.
THIS IS MY LIFE AND THIS LIFE IS MY DIAMOND
Lisa on Ice, clearly.
"Me fail English? That's unpossible."
"Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreement: here's your turtle, alive and well."
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else (and it hasn't) it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such."
"Look, that kid's got bosoms!"
"Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way. Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face! Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard. Hack the bone! Hack the bone!"
"Wow...eye of the tiger; mouth of a Teamster! Just think of all the time I've wasted on you! Er, well, not...wasted, uh...I love you."
"You caught me at a real bad time, Moe. I hope you understand I'm too tense to pretend I like you."
"Oh my God, Marge. A penalty shot with only four seconds left. It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise; the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore!"
"Oh, I've never been so proud of them."
"They're both losers. Losers!"
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"The PFA does not represent players when they have broken the law and been convicted on non-football matters."
- Gordon Taylor in 2009 following Marlon King's release after a prison sentence for sexual assault & ABH
i'll go with Simpson and Delilah, based purely on Harvey Fierstein's guest performance. one of the greats. a brutal battle
Brad McNamara @bbuzzmc
Will say this once and then nothing else. Defamation laws quite clear in Aus.be careful.
dear baby, welcome to dumpsville
Lisa On Ice
"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."RIP CraigosKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
Someone should do a battle of the Halloween episodes at some stage.
Jimmy Anderson averages 23.2 on his birthday. Since 2010 he averages 14.4
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Lisa on Ice
It's ridiculous how good season 6 is.
lisa on methamphetamine
Last edited by ajdude; 27-04-2013 at 04:43 AM.
Watching aws, such a good episode
"I won't have any aggressive condiment passing in this house"
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