Stark Raving Dad
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
Deep Space Homer
Probably my favourite episode tbh
I don't understand it, that was non-alcoholic champagne.
There's just so much gold from this episode.
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"He's [Michael Clarke] on Twitter saying sorry for not walking? Mate if he did that in our side there'd be hell to play. AB would chuck his Twitter box off the balcony or whatever it is. Sorry for not walking? Jesus Christ man."RIP CraigosKnowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it into a fruit salad
Deep space homer
Reporter: Don't you think it's potentially dangerous sending unqualified individuals into space?
Homer: I'll field this one. There's no danger, as long as we aren't sent to that terrible planet of the apes...wait a minute... statue of liberty... THAT WAS OUR PLANET!
Homer falls to the floor
Homer: You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you!
Nasa Colonel: Uh... That concludes this conference.
God dammit I wish I voted for the George Bush episode. Who shot Mr. Burns is ****ttttt.
The one, the only CW Black
Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
Deep Space Homer.
Should go far.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Too many bones, not enough CASH!!
"Do us all a favour, invent yourself some underpants" - was the best thing ever as a 10 year old, want to vote for it so bad. The Michael Jackson episode (idgaf what the actual name is) is a classic too.
Deep Space Homer just has the value from start to finish though. Brutal battle.
Exit pursuing a beer
Deep Space Homer.
Deep Space Homer. So, so good.
Deep Space Homer
Unrelated but was on Stupid sexy Flanders facebook and felt it needed posting here
"Sir, earlier today six cinder blocks were swiped from the construction site."
"There'll be no hospital then, I'll tell the children."
President of SKAS - Kat is King | Proud member of CVAAS - One of the best | LRPLTAS - Rosco rocks!
The NZTailender Supporting XI:
H Rutherford, T Latham, N Broom, M Bracewell, D Brownlie, BJ Watling, D de Boorder+, M Henry, B Wheeler, H Bennett, A Milne
R.I.P. Fardin & Craig
Yeah, Deep Space Homer.
"Maybe we should finally tell them the big secret: that all the chimps we sent into space came back super-intelligent."
"Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard. & in a way, you're both winners. But in another more accurate way, Barney is the winner."
"Default? Woo hoo! The two sweetest words in the English language! De-fault! De-fault! De-fault!"
"& I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords."
Love James Taylor's cameo too:
"Listen, Aldrin, I'm not as laid back as people think. Now here's the deal: I'm going to play, and you're going to float there and like it."
"I'm sure you high-tech NASA people could care less about our resort town ways."
Cricket Web's 2013/14 Premier League Tipping Champion
- As featured in The Independent.
"as much a news event as an actual footballer, a worthy stop-start centre forward, but an all-time hyper-galactico when it comes to doing funny things with cars and hats, a player whose signing proves once again that the Premier League is still undoubtedly the best in the world when it comes to doing things with cars and hats."
- Barney Ronay on Mario Balotelli
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