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    Icon11 CWisms in inappropriate places

    My mate just bought a car with the number plate 'WAC-123' (numbers replaced).

    Conversation:

    Me: Haha your number plate, What A ****.
    Him:
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    Did you actually say "What a asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk"?

    No wonder he thought you were a ****.

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    Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.
    Good suggestion! I might just go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk myself.


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    Wanna go 4 a coffee after, bro?

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    Nah bro, too tired now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    My mate just bought a car with the number plate 'WAC-123' (numbers replaced).

    Conversation:

    Me: Haha your number plate, What A ****.
    Him:
    Me:
    So you sold him your car?

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    I find being in a pub and saying to someone who insults you "Die in a fire you dire ****" doesn't work as well as it does on CW.
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    Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.
    Every 5 years we have an election and have to decide who are the least obnoxious out of all the men. Then one gets in and they age really quickly. Which is always fun to watch.

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    I definitely overuse 'dire' in everyday conversation.
    ITSTL's extended form too.

    I also spend a lot of time thinking in terms of WAC and WAG.
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    I have explained TLDR to people at work...and then proceed to use it. I often use it after a long winded comment - even though the R stands for read and not listen.
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    That's not really a CWism though.

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    I've had to make a real conscious effort not to begin or end sentences with "for mine" for several years now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.
    Perma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.
    I went in fancy dress once, my fancy dress outfit got a perma and I got a month, bad times
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