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    Icon11 CWisms in inappropriate places

    My mate just bought a car with the number plate 'WAC-123' (numbers replaced).

    Conversation:

    Me: Haha your number plate, What A ****.
    Him:
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    Did you actually say "What a asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk"?

    No wonder he thought you were a ****.

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    Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.
    Good suggestion! I might just go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk myself.


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    Wanna go 4 a coffee after, bro?

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    Nah bro, too tired now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benchmark00 View Post
    My mate just bought a car with the number plate 'WAC-123' (numbers replaced).

    Conversation:

    Me: Haha your number plate, What A ****.
    Him:
    Me:
    So you sold him your car?

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    I find being in a pub and saying to someone who insults you "Die in a fire you dire ****" doesn't work as well as it does on CW.
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    Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.
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    I definitely overuse 'dire' in everyday conversation.
    ITSTL's extended form too.

    I also spend a lot of time thinking in terms of WAC and WAG.
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    I have explained TLDR to people at work...and then proceed to use it. I often use it after a long winded comment - even though the R stands for read and not listen.
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    That's not really a CWism though.

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    I've had to make a real conscious effort not to begin or end sentences with "for mine" for several years now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.
    Perma.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howe_zat View Post
    Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.
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