CWisms in inappropriate places

benchmark00 · 12-01-2012, 02:24 AM

My mate just bought a car with the number plate 'WAC-123' (numbers replaced).

Conversation:

Me: Haha your number plate, What A ****.
Him:

Me:

KiWiNiNjA · 12-01-2012, 03:21 AM

Did you actually say "What a asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk"?

No wonder he thought you were a ****.

benchmark00 · 12-01-2012, 03:23 AM

Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.

KiWiNiNjA · 12-01-2012, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchmark00

Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.

Good suggestion! I might just go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk myself.

benchmark00 · 12-01-2012, 03:29 AM

Wanna go 4 a coffee after, bro?

KiWiNiNjA · 12-01-2012, 04:00 AM

Nah bro, too tired now.

Shri · 12-01-2012, 05:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchmark00

My mate just bought a car with the number plate 'WAC-123' (numbers replaced).

Conversation:

Me: Haha your number plate, What A ****.
Him:

Me:

So you sold him your car?

Burgey · 12-01-2012, 05:53 AM

I find being in a pub and saying to someone who insults you "Die in a fire you dire ****" doesn't work as well as it does on CW.

Howe_zat · 12-01-2012, 06:03 AM

Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.

Dan · 12-01-2012, 06:32 AM

I definitely overuse 'dire' in everyday conversation.
ITSTL's extended form too.

I also spend a lot of time thinking in terms of WAC and WAG.

Hurricane · 12-01-2012, 06:45 AM

I have explained TLDR to people at work...and then proceed to use it. I often use it after a long winded comment - even though the R stands for read and not listen.

sledger · 12-01-2012, 06:46 AM

That's not really a CWism though.

BoyBrumby · 12-01-2012, 11:06 AM

I've had to make a real conscious effort not to begin or end sentences with "for mine" for several years now.

GingerFurball · 12-01-2012, 11:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howe_zat

Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.

Perma.

GIMH · 12-01-2012, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howe_zat

Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points.

I went in fancy dress once, my fancy dress outfit got a perma and I got a month, bad times

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Howe_zat International Coach Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Top floor, bottom buzzer Posts: 13,912	Bars and pubs should have infraction points for social misdemeanours. Getting a half on your round and a pint on mine? 10 points. __________________ Maybe we wouldn't be so quick to fill buckets with filth if we knew they had a soul. Or maybe that's what they're into. Ain't no way to get inside a bucket's mind.

12-01-2012, 06:45 AM	#11 (permalink)
Hurricane International Captain Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Wellington Posts: 7,369	I have explained TLDR to people at work...and then proceed to use it. I often use it after a long winded comment - even though the R stands for read and not listen. __________________ Munro watch: Auckland 47,103, 27, 269*, 59, 118 Tests 0,15

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BoyBrumby Englishman Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Doing the stance Posts: 42,658	I've had to make a real conscious effort not to begin or end sentences with "for mine" for several years now. __________________ *- As featured in The Independent.* "This is not the time for namby-pamby promising youngsters who might just do something; not the time for building for the future. Pragmatism rules and they don't come more pragmatic than Rogers." - Victor Marks makes the case for stiff-legged and stiff-armed 35 year old left-handers in Ashes squads

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12-01-2012, 03:21 AM	#2 (permalink)
KiWiNiNjA Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 9,414	Did you actually say "What a asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk"? No wonder he thought you were a ****.

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benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,098	Go asterisk asterisk asterisk asterisk yourself.

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benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,098	Wanna go 4 a coffee after, bro?

12-01-2012, 04:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
KiWiNiNjA Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In the kitchen Posts: 9,414	Nah bro, too tired now.

12-01-2012, 06:32 AM	#10 (permalink)
Dan Global Moderator Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 3,107	I definitely overuse 'dire' in everyday conversation. ITSTL's extended form too. I also spend a lot of time thinking in terms of WAC and WAG.

12-01-2012, 06:46 AM	#12 (permalink)
sledger Spanish_Vicente Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: cricsim, lol Posts: 28,161	That's not really a CWism though.

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