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Old 05-01-2012, 01:24 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Destiny Church to build its own 'town' | NATIONAL News

This is ****ing scary.
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Old 05-01-2012, 02:40 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Well if people are gullible enough to throw their money away to a full-of-himself charlatan who spouts a load of superstitious nonsense in return for a piece of their income, they can have their own town. Wouldn't it be nice if we could get the locks put on the outside as there's bound to be plenty of loons.
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Old 05-01-2012, 03:05 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Let him. Let him form his own country. Then we can declare war and send the lot of them to their childish, petty version of God.

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Agreed - the government should investigate but might have trouble blocking this from happening though.

Really though this is my first time hearing of this religious group so I don't know how legitimate they are.
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I find it terrifying that, in 21st century New Zealand, we can permit someone who believes NZ is being ruined by women and homosexuals to build their own town. I look forward to the rumours of child abuse and hangings of slutty wimmenz who "show a bit of leg."

Who the **** allowed this?
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Lets all say it together now. "Jooonneessstoowwwwnnn"

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Destiny Church has secured resource consent to build schools, a university and a massive auditorium in South Auckland.
I thought schools had to teach some form of fact to be allowed the name?

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Tamaki is now calling for money from members of his congregation.
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"Much of your seed is going to go toward the foundations of an offering toward our promised land, and that beginning is not going to come without a fruitful start financially," he said.
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I find it terrifying that, in 21st century New Zealand, we can permit someone who believes NZ is being ruined by women and homosexuals to build their own town. I look forward to the rumours of child abuse and hangings of slutty wimmenz who "show a bit of leg."

Who the **** allowed this?
And the blatant preying on the vulnerable sickens me as well. He happily takes large donations from people that can barely put food on the table, and he spends it on fancy cars and a mansion. He's a ****ing cretin.
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And the blatant preying on the vulnerable sickens me as well. He happily takes large donations from people that can barely put food on the table, and he spends it on fancy cars and a mansion. He's a ****ing cretin.
I think Hitchens on Falwell says it best. It's a shame there isn't a hell for him to go to.
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He's most emphatically not a cretin.

He's a bottomfeeding wankstain, but not a cretin.
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I thought schools had to teach some form of fact to be allowed the name?
Massey seems to be getting on fine...
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Can't they find an island somewhere?
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Can't they find an island somewhere?
Pitcairn would be a good location for 'em.
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Massey seems to be getting on fine...
Ooooh.
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Let the idiots do it so future generations have a good example of what a bad ****ing idea it is.
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