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Old 21-12-2011, 12:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I'm so pissed

You probably think this thread is about you
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Old 21-12-2011, 12:25 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 21-12-2011, 12:32 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought it was about you being drunk..
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Old 21-12-2011, 12:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well you had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
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Old 21-12-2011, 01:01 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Had you a few days ago when you were 'negotiating' your ban.

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Old 21-12-2011, 01:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Encouraging signs for the young fella to be Brahms at 7.30pm.

Less so that he's posting about it on CW, but baby steps.
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Old 21-12-2011, 01:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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to be Brahms
Enlighten a forriner, please. 'Hammered > Johannes > Brahms'?
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Enlighten a forriner, please. 'Hammered > Johannes > Brahms'?
Brahms & Liszt = pissed.
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Old 21-12-2011, 01:26 PM   #9 (permalink)
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This is something you'll tell your kids about.

If you ever find someone silly enough to sleep with you, that is.
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If you ever find someone silly enough to sleep with you, that is.
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