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Old 18-12-2011, 11:22 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Kim Jong Il is DEAD

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Old 18-12-2011, 11:40 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Been dead for years, IMHO.

Anyway, RIP. Next to Castro he was my absolute fav communist dictator.
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It's been a bad year for raving loonies. Not many left; and even the Burmese leadership seem to be making moves that raving loonies tend not to make - concessions.
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North Korea really are cartoon villains.

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Old 19-12-2011, 02:22 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 19-12-2011, 03:03 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Well, thats his Korea over...

But in all seriousness, a very good dictator.
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Old 19-12-2011, 03:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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FFS, have seen this from 5 different people in the last 5 minutes.
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Old 19-12-2011, 03:36 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Spikey, why did you capitalise DEAD?
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One wonders if he's just died or the news has just been released.

Anyway, not sure how hilarious the DPRK really was, essentially being a theocracy around its leader with widespread famine and thought crime. Bloke deserves a ****-you-logy* as much if not more so than any of the other tyrants to die this year.

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The ****ing communist dictator dwarf is dead, lets rejoice!

Wondering if his successor will bring any change to Korea and its people...
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There were reports of gunfire in Pyongyang afterwards. Could get interesting.
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Bit worried this may throw sparks on the powder keg.
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Bit worried this may throw sparks on the powder keg.
To quote another of our favourite political nutjobs, you can't make an omelette without smashing eggs with a bomb.
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Wondering if his successor will bring any change to Korea and its people...
Given it's his son, probably not.

Although after seeing his son I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he ate his father for breakfast this morning. He looks like a fat little turd.
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