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    Kim Jong Il is DEAD

    xmas is ruined.

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    Gone too soon
    Been dead for years, IMHO.

    Anyway, RIP. Next to Castro he was my absolute fav communist dictator.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeathDavisSpeed View Post
    It's been a bad year for raving loonies. Not many left;
    Getting rearry ronery nowadays.
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    True, a Duffer "heh" is like 50 likes.

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    Well, thats his Korea over...

    But in all seriousness, a very good dictator.
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    RIP Kim
    And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

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    Getting rearry ronery nowadays.
    FFS, have seen this from 5 different people in the last 5 minutes.

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    Spikey, why did you capitalise DEAD?
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    One wonders if he's just died or the news has just been released.

    Anyway, not sure how hilarious the DPRK really was, essentially being a theocracy around its leader with widespread famine and thought crime. Bloke deserves a ****-you-logy* as much if not more so than any of the other tyrants to die this year.

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    The ****ing communist dictator dwarf is dead, lets rejoice!

    Wondering if his successor will bring any change to Korea and its people...
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    There were reports of gunfire in Pyongyang afterwards. Could get interesting.

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    Bit worried this may throw sparks on the powder keg.
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    Bit worried this may throw sparks on the powder keg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jan View Post
    The ****ing communist dictator dwarf is dead, lets rejoice!

    Wondering if his successor will bring any change to Korea and its people...
    Given it's his son, probably not.

    Although after seeing his son I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out he ate his father for breakfast this morning. He looks like a fat little turd.
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