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Old 18-12-2011, 05:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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How does one acquire tix to the 2012 London Olympics?

Had a look on the site but it seems complicated, someone give it to me in simple terms.

Will there be another release of tickets to good events or are they done and dusted?
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Old 18-12-2011, 05:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You'll be needing a time machine.
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Old 18-12-2011, 05:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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So there will be no second wave of ticket releases?
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So there will be no second wave of ticket releases?
Greedy ****s who ordered too many in the initial auction will soon be given the chance to punt them on the official website, so if the prelims of greco-roman buggery is your bag you might yet be in luck.
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Greedy ****s who ordered too many in the initial auction will soon be given the chance to punt them on the official website, so if the prelims of greco-roman buggery is your bag you might yet be in luck.
Sweaty men rolling around in tights floats my boat, no doubt about it.

Hmmm itstl. Hopefully I can snag something with an Australian involved.
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i'm not gonna tell you how to spend your money, but..
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i'm not gonna tell you how to spend your money, but..
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Just guessing like, but imagine he has Irish antecedents.
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Just guessing like, but imagine he has Irish antecedents.
Who would have been booted out of the country for good reason. Shambles to consider letting him back.
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What is your government's policy on bringing in liquid explosives?

Gonna ruin you all.
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What is your government's policy on bringing in liquid explosives?

Gonna ruin you all.
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Hopefully I can snag something with an Australian involved.
You don't generally need a ticket to order a pint so you should be in luck
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Gonna ruin you all.
They're absolutely fine with it, provided that you announce it very loudly in the middle of Heathrow.
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