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Old 17-12-2011, 04:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Conspiracy Theory thread
Don't know if there is one around, but will be interesting to see how many conspiracies can haunt us

EG: Why beards are rough, governments, etc.

Feel free to dissmiss/add to this thread.
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Old 17-12-2011, 04:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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This thread was actually created by the powers behind CW in an attempt to moniter suspicious thoughts of the posters, and eradicate any getting to close to the truth.

Do not post people!
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Old 17-12-2011, 05:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Love conspiracy theories. From alien contact to 9/11 truthers to Indian cricket fans explaining the absence evidence on Hotspot. They're always entertaining.
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Old 17-12-2011, 05:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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There are actually numerous other accounts on this site which belong to the member Precambrian. Shocking I know. I didn't believe it at first either. (Actually I did, but never mind)
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Old 18-12-2011, 03:50 AM   #5 (permalink)
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There are actually numerous other accounts on this site which belong to the member Precambrian. Shocking I know. I didn't believe it at first either. (Actually I did, but never mind)
Awkward...

Whats are views on Zionism and stuff, because that is FUNNY!
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Old 18-12-2011, 04:11 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Why would you start such a thread? Who do you work for? Where dose your mum buy groceries?

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Old 18-12-2011, 04:20 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why would you start such a thread? Who do you work for? Where dose your mum buy groceries?


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And smalishah's avatar is the most classy one by far Jan certainly echoes the sentiments of CW

Yeah we don't crap in the first world; most of us would actually have no idea what that was emanating from Ajmal's backside. Why isn't it roses and rainbows like what happens here? PEWS's retort to Ganeshran on Daemon's picture depicting Ajmal's excreta
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Silentstriker is a closet heterosexual.
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Old 18-12-2011, 06:18 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Conspiracy no 1 - Smali is secretly a women. Discuss.
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Yeah, look, it gives me a pain deep inside my uterus to admit it, but it's Ajmal until such time as we get a working throwing law again.
Never in a million years would I have thought Brumby to admit this!!!!!!
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Do we really need this thread when there's already one about Pakistani politics?
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The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.
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