Write a blog and bombard people on Twitter with shameless self-promotion.
Tempting, but that requires a little to much effort for my liking though.
Invest in a pipe and smoking jacket.
Attempt to make all your posts in Latin but get it badly wrong.
Rejecting 'analysis by checklist' and 'skill absolutism' since Dec '09
Rejecting 'selection deontology' since Mar '15
Moeen is a perfectly fine bowler FFS
Change your location to reflect the prestigious establishment in which you currently...oh I see.
Wear a top hat, tails, and cultivate a moustache that would make a Victorian (as in the era, not the **** bit at the bottom of Australia) gentleman proud.
Start a self-referential thread in off-topic on a cricket forum.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.
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