Write a blog and bombard people on Twitter with shameless self-promotion.
Tempting, but that requires a little to much effort for my liking though.
Invest in a pipe and smoking jacket.
Change your location to reflect the prestigious establishment in which you currently...oh I see.
Wear a top hat, tails, and cultivate a moustache that would make a Victorian (as in the era, not the **** bit at the bottom of Australia) gentleman proud.
Start a self-referential thread in off-topic on a cricket forum.
Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.
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