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Old 06-11-2011, 04:05 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Swapping love for knob

In song titles. A steak dinner and an evening with Dicko's mum to the funniest suggestion.

A few to kick off:

You've Got to Hide your Knob Away - The Beatles
Knob Me Tender - Elvis Presley
I Will Always Knob You - Dolly Parton
The Knob Cats - The Cure
I Knob My Dog - Cat Stevens
I Would Do Anything for Knob - Meatloaf
Everyday I Knob you Less & Less - Kaiser Chiefs
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:10 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Haha, fabulous! Will have to give this some thought.
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:13 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Brian May - Too Much Knob Will Kill You
Elton John - I Want Knob
Erasure - Victim of Knob and Knob To Hate You

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The Cat Stevens one is epic.
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A bit highbrow, but I'll give it a shot:

Bye Bye Knob - Everly Brothers
Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Knobbed Me - The Smiths
The One I Knob - R.E.M.
Knob Knob Knob - Pere Ubu
Get Ready For Knob - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Bizarre Knob Triangle - New Order
Knob Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
Length of Knob - Interpol
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Joy Division. How surprising...
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God's Knob-Bad Religion

For this Knob-Blindspott

Dominated Knob Slave-Green Day

Knob Hurts-Incubus

Baby, I Knob You-The Ramones

Why Don't You Knob Me?-The Red Hot Chili Peppers

No Chump Knob Sucker-The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Knob Trilogy-The Red Hot Chili Peppers
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Loving "I Want Knob", "Bizzare Knob Triangle" & "No Chump Knob Sucker".

Tainted Knob - Soft Cell
The Power of Knob - Frankie Goes to Hollywood
When a Man Knobs a Woman - Percy Sledge
Whole Lotta Knob - Led Zep
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What is Knob? - Haddaway
Lay All Your Knob On Me - ABBA
This Will Be (An Everlasting Knob) - Natalie Cole
I Knob to Knob - Tina Charles
Knob is all Around - Wet Wet Wet
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I Want to Know What Knob Is-Foreigner
When a Man Knobs a Woman-Percy Sledge
Tonight I Celebrate My Knob-Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flach
I Just Called To Say I Knob You-Stevie Wonder
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Angels and Airwaves - Knob like Rockets
Dead Man in Reno - Knob Stained Razor Blades
Fall Out Boy - The Carpal Tunnel of Knob
Zeppelin - Whole Lotta Knob
Atreyu - Ain't Knob Grand
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Skinny Knob - Bon Iver.
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Old 06-11-2011, 04:39 AM   #15 (permalink)
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How Deep Is Your Knob – The Bee Gees
Can You Feel the Knob Tonight? - Elton John. Apt, IMO.
Tonight I Celebrate My Knob - Peabo Bryson & Roberta Flach
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