The Official **Schoolies Week** safety tips thread

[anthonysw]

Just some information for out international users who might
not know what the heck I am talking about: Schooling week
is when all the students go nuts after finishing Exams. Usually
normal good-natured kids go to the Gold Coast in Queensland
and get wasted on drugs and alcohol and then riot.


Seeing Andre was partaking in this activity I thought that I
would give him some safety tips:

1) If you have a police officer down and you are digging your boot
into his guts please wear a baseball cap to cover up your
identity.

2) When in the process of trying to roll a car over please stay
away from the side it is rolling onto.


Please keep posting more tips so we can better educate Andre!

[Andre]

Cheers Anthony

Threade Topped

[Umpire Money]

1) When someone is trying to drink metholated spirits because your out of alcohol tying them to a pole is not wise.

2) Do not go out to the front when you see some friends in a car....they may have water bombs with them(or worse)

3) Make sure you have a spare tyre when you go rally styles in the parking lot

4) Do not egg your mate on to finish off the rest of the Beam bottle at 3 in the morning as you will be woken up by vomit

5) Do not let a mate who thinks he knows what he is doing go 4wheel driving, you might end up going down the dunes sideways

6) People who are off their face still know the difference between vodka and water, so when they ask for vodka and get them water get ready for a face full of water

7) If you go to the shops for supplies and see other schoolies always yell "woo keep it real mate" they will know what your talking about

More to follow.....

(all from personal experience)

[age_master]

so which is the official schoolies week?

[Rich2001]

Originally posted by Umpire Money
1) When someone is trying to drink metholated spirits because your out of alcohol tying them to a pole is not wise.


(all from personal experience)

:O :O :O :O - How do they feel now :rolleyes:

[iamdavid]

When you are trashed (due to excess consumption of drugs , alcohol , Metho or whatever gets your fancy) be sure to avoid
Swimming & balconies.

It may sound very basic but 3-8 skoolies are generally lost every year to these phenomena:O

[Andre]

Come on guys! More Advice!

I'm leaving on Sunday for it so help me out :P

[Mr Mxyzptlk]

Inspired by Nibbs...

Avoid ingesting Janola bleach.

[PY]

Avoid home brew beers and ciders.

Had some home brew cider off one of my friends :O:O:O:alien8: :alien8: :alien8:

Never really recovered.

[Umpire Money]

ill try to remeber more....

1) Make sure u remember your toothbrush

2) Make sure you bring alot of tennis balls because someone will no doubt be a hero and hit all of them over the fence

3) Dont have too many girls where you are(well staying with you) because bitch fights are almost certain.



Community Service Announcement:

The excess consumption of alcohol may have some adverse affects on your health and body.

ANd have fun

[nibbs]

Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
Inspired by Nibbs...

Avoid ingesting Janola bleach.

hahahaha. Good point