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    Bars with sticky floors. Disconcerting.

    My fears were proven accurate this evening when my mate's girlfriend reported seeing a poo on the floor in the middle of the bathroom. Who poos on the floor?

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    Who doesn't poo on the floor?
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    When you're standing in a line with someone and that someone goes away for a bit and the line immediately starts moving quickly and you're suddenly almost at the front with your friend still nowhere to be seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OverratedSanity View Post
    When you're standing in a line with someone and that someone goes away for a bit and the line immediately starts moving quickly and you're suddenly almost at the front with your friend still nowhere to be seen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Outswinger@Pace View Post
    I'm not sure if fear is the right word, but pregnant women creep me out in a spooky way. I can barely bring myself to make eye contact with the heavily pregnant ones. Had real issues trying to hold a conversation with a mate's 8-month pregnant g/f at a party last week, all the time trying to avoid looking at her.

    Sorry if this comes across as offensive (am guessing we are all/mostly men on CW, so took the liberty to post ), but it's not a feeling that I can control. If it helps, I am not proud of this phobia (not even sure if it's one) but I really can't make eye contact with them or (heaven forbid) mistakenly look at their bellies.
    Me too but more in a them falling over and hurting sort of way. Literally threw up after watching the red wedding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _Ed_ View Post
    Bars with sticky floors. Disconcerting.

    My fears were proven accurate this evening when my mate's girlfriend reported seeing a poo on the floor in the middle of the bathroom. Who poos on the floor?
    Someone got schwifty i see

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    Styris to Pietersen, SIX, wow, what a shot, that is awesome..its a repeat of his six off Muralitharan at Edgbaston, as he switches his grip and reverse-hits Styris over deep cover for a memorable maximum.
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