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  1. 27-10-2003, 10:35 AM #1
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    Were you cleaning a cow's tail when you first saw your girlfriend?

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    That's beyond strange........

    Never cleaned a cow's tail so the answer is a resounding NO !
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  3. 27-10-2003, 11:00 AM #3
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    Never had a girlfriend so thats a resounding NO!
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  4. 27-10-2003, 12:32 PM #4
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    Never had to clean a girlfriend's tail. So that's a 'I'm confused'...
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  5. 27-10-2003, 01:08 PM #5
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    now if it were a sheep....
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    That would be more suited to our Kiwi members!
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  7. 27-10-2003, 01:36 PM #7
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    umm..... no
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  9. 27-10-2003, 03:31 PM #9
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    Originally posted by luckyeddie
    now if it were a sheep....
    Sheep dont have tails!!! :duh:
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  10. 27-10-2003, 03:41 PM #10
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    Originally posted by Agent TBY
    Sheep dont have tails!!! :duh:
    They do, it's just common practise for farmers to cut it short whilst they are young for health reasons.
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  11. 27-10-2003, 03:42 PM #11
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    I haven't had a girlfriend either. So also a resounding no. Never cleaned a cow's tail either. milked a cow once...
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  13. 28-10-2003, 02:30 AM #13
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    if you were talking about my ex dog .. maybe then
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    WTF!??

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    Originally posted by Tim
    WTF!??

    actually yes I have done that.
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