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    Were you cleaning a cow's tail when you first saw your girlfriend?

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    That's beyond strange........

    Never cleaned a cow's tail so the answer is a resounding NO !
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    Never had a girlfriend so thats a resounding NO!
    Last edited by Agent TBY; 27-10-2003 at 11:04 AM.
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    Never had to clean a girlfriend's tail. So that's a 'I'm confused'...
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    now if it were a sheep....
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    That would be more suited to our Kiwi members!
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    :saint: nope...never....

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    umm..... no
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    Originally posted by luckyeddie
    now if it were a sheep....
    Sheep dont have tails!!! :duh:

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    Originally posted by Agent TBY
    Sheep dont have tails!!! :duh:
    They do, it's just common practise for farmers to cut it short whilst they are young for health reasons.
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    20...that's a rather big number :(:(:(

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    I haven't had a girlfriend either. So also a resounding no. Never cleaned a cow's tail either. milked a cow once...
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    if you were talking about my ex dog .. maybe then
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    WTF!??

    actually yes I have done that.

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    Originally posted by Tim
    WTF!??

    actually yes I have done that.
    I know - I saw you

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