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    aussie jokes

    Anyone have aussie jokes?

    heres one..

    There was an Indian, and Englishman and an Aussie in a car that broke down on a country road. It was dark, so they went into a farm house nearby to try and get a bed for the night. The farmer said that it was fine, except that there were only 2 beds, so 1 person would have to sleep in the barn.
    The Englishman said that he would sleep in the barn. About 5 minutes later there was a knock on the farm house door- it was the Englishman. "Theres a bloody donkey in the barn!!!"
    The Indian then said that he would sleep in the barn. About 5 minutes later there was a knock on the farm house door- it was the Indian. "There is an unholy cow in the barn!!!"
    The Aussie then said that he would sleep in the barn. About 5 minutes later there was a knock on the door- it was the donkey and the cow.
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    Since it's Aussie joke, should I laugh first before reading whatever joke is written?


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