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    Sex Laws

    Strange Sex Laws


    1. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
    but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male
    animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

    2. In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals,
    but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination.
    He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Makes you hope you never need surgery!)

    3. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also
    applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered
    with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

    4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Whoa!)

    5. There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside
    and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex
    for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for
    virgins to marry.(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
    else in the world that even comes close to this?)

    6. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
    husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover,
    on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

    7. Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England -
    but only in tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

    8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
    and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
    (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

    9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
    woman and her daughter at the same time.
    (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

    10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception:
    prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where
    alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
    (Is this a great country or what? ... Not as great as Guam, though!!)
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    *me begs mom to move to guam*

    where the hell is guam?

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    Is there a future for an aspiring guitarist in Guam?

    :rolleyes:
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    Guam is a US Territory in the Pacific.

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    Neils thinking of Lebanon .. i can sense it right now !!

    im moving to Guam aswell in retirement theres many to de flower in nz hahha..
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    Kim - Shore Whores :P

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    Originally posted by lord_of_darkness
    im moving to Guam aswell in retirement theres many to de flower in nz hahha..
    Well if you didn't go for the sheep first...
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    Originally posted by marc71178
    Well if you didn't go for the sheep first...
    That's a gross piece of Lebanese humour.
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."


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    Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    That's a gross piece of Lebanese humour.
    Eye!

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    The Lebanese law would go down a treat in somewhere like Wales... So thats why they want their independance!
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    Where did you find this from Nib?
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    Well if you didn't go for the sheep first...
    im saving the best of the lot for your 50th birthday :P

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    4. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
    Of which head?
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    Well, I'd say if they are dumb enough to get caught, they deserve to be decapitated!

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