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    "When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces,,...I just know they're about to jab me with something."

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    "Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours."
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    Originally posted by Samuel_Vimes

    Bart: Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy.
    Lisa: And vise-versa...


    The greatest Ever Simpsons Quote:
    Bart: You killed the zombie flanders!
    Homer: He was a zombie?

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    I had to dig this up.

    HOMER: Max Power doesn't abbreviate. Each letter is equally as important as the one that preceeded it. Maybe more important. No, equally.
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    TRENT STEELE: Max Power. Nice name.

    HOMER: Thanks. I got it off a hair dryer!
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    "Max Power, he's the guy with the name you'd like to touch BUT YOU MUSNT TOUCH"


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    Ralph: "I beat the smart kids! I beat the smart kids!"

    (trips and falls)

    Ralph: "I bent my Wookie."

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    Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food"


    But this scene has to be one of the best:

    Joy: So Marge, tell, what's it like kissing a man with a mouth full of metal?
    Lisa Ling: My boyfriend has a metal tongue stud.
    Starr: Who cares what's on his tongue, long as he's a stud where it counts? I'm talking down-town!
    [audience cheers]

    Barbara: Marge, what was Homer like before he bwoke his jaw?
    Marge: Well, he was eating all the time. We'd be making love and he'd have a mouthful of Hershey's miniatures.
    Homer: Krackel was my favorite.
    Lisa Ling: I hope that was the only miniature in the bedroom.
    Starr: I'm talking down-town!
    [audience laughter]

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    Two of my favourites. Some of this is from memory so it could be a bit off

    Lionel Hutz: Uh oh, we've drawn Judge Schneider
    Marge: Is that bad?
    Lionel Hutz: Well he's had it in for me ever since I kinda ran over his dog
    Marge: You did?
    Lionel Hutz: Well, replace the word 'kinda' with 'repeatedly' and the word 'dog' with 'son'


    (Moe's hooked up to a lie detector)

    Eddie: Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?
    Moe: No! (buzz)
    Alright, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him. (ding)
    Eddie: Checks out. Okay, sir, you're free to go.
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight. (buzz)
    A date. (buzz)
    Dinner with friends. (buzz)
    Dinner alone. (buzz)
    Watching TV alone. (buzz)
    Alright! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog. (buzz)
    Sears catalog. (ding)
    Now would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment! (buzz)
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    Millhouse: you know when your dog ate my goldfish bart and you told me i never had a goldfish, then why did i have the bowl bart! why did i have the bowl!!!!
    Millhouse: you know when your dog ate my goldfish bart and you told me i never had a goldfish, then why did i have the bowl bart! why did i have the bowl!!!!
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    Family Guy >>>>>>>>> The Simpsons.

    But The Simpsons still >>>>>>>>> most shows in the world.

    *wants to start a Family Guy Quotes thread*

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    I love Family Guy.. why isnt it bigger in this country?!?!

    Anyway..

    Homer: "Marge... trying is the first step towards failure"

    Short and sweet! Bit like Kylie.

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    The Simpsons >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Family Guy

    Family Guy is puerile and lame in comparison to The Simpsons.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble
    Family Guy >>>>>>>>> The Simpsons.

    But The Simpsons still >>>>>>>>> most shows in the world.

    *wants to start a Family Guy Quotes thread*
    Start it then!

    I will try to add a few once its started.

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    Homer, whilst in the land of chocolate (where everything is made of chocolate), looking into a sweet shop:

    'Aaaaaagh, half price candy"

    Taking all the spoils for myself...

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    Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office


    Homer: Th eonly dangerous amount of alcohol is none!
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    I love the "Behind The Laughter" episode. There's a scene where Bart & Homer are explaining that some of the funniest material comes out of real life: Homer throttles Bart for criticising his script & the film crew laugh:

    Bart: The funniest stuff came right out of real life.
    ...
    Homer: Son, let's go out for frosty chocolate milkshakes.
    Bart: Cowabunga, dude!
    Director: And, cut.
    Bart: Dad, I've never said "cowabunga" in my life! Your script sucks!
    Homer: Why, you little...! [chokes Bart]
    Director: Hey, that's funny!
    ...
    Homer: And that horrible act of child abuse became one of our most beloved
    running gags.

    ...

    And this classic:

    Homer: I want to set the record straight: I thought the cop was a prostitute.
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