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    I'm impressed I managed to stretch "Is a pinapple, wac" out to an acceptable length.
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    in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.
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    Congratz GIMH!!
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    Cricketweb jumps the shark.
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    Very well then I contradict myself,
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    When I play backyard cricket, I close my eyes and think, win this for GIMH.



    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.


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    And to think, he could only manage to beat me by 1 vote.
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    Moeen is a perfectly fine bowler FFS


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    Which still makes you a loser iirc.
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    Congrats GIMH. Also thanks to Adamc, Howe_zat and anyone else who assisted in the running of the battle, was particularly well run this year.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeraintIsMyHero View Post
    Honestly, when this started I did not expect this at all.

    Thanks to everyone who has voted for me at some point.

    Commisserations to Brumby who would perhaps have been a more worthy winner but there you go.

    A shout out to Adamc and Jake, what an amazing job you guys have done with this. Kudos.

    Will dedicate the victory to Northern Rail, where most of my posts are made.
    wanted a longer and more grandiose speech tbh
    I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    one day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
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    Congratulations GIMH, and well done to the organisers of this year's event.

    It was an honour to go out against someone who ended up not winning either.
    R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best

    R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi

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    Quote Originally Posted by grecian View Post
    Cricketweb jumps the shark.
    And next year, Cricketweb will commit an unspeakable sex act with the shark. Which is where I come in...

    Vote zaremba for 2012!

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    I am trying to think of what an unspeakable sex act would be with a shark. Maybe a threesome with an octopus involved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane View Post
    I am trying to think of what an unspeakable sex act would be with a shark. Maybe a threesome with an octopus involved.
    YouTube - ‪Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus trailer‬‏


    YouTube - ‪Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus - Plane Attack!?‬‏

    The latter maybe the greatest scene ever in a motion picture.
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    gimh has now surpassed richard as the greatest cw member ever imo
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    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong View Post
    gimh has now surpassed richard as the greatest cw member ever imo
    Wow



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