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Old 26-10-2012, 05:10 AM   #346 (permalink)
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I don't think smali's quite this much of a ****, I reckon he's just badly representing a poorly informed point in the worst possible way. At least I hope so.
I do think that my skills of articulation need a bit of improvement
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Old 26-10-2012, 06:32 AM   #347 (permalink)
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Your problem seems to have nothing to do with calling anyone a '**********', your issue is about how to interact with other people as human beings. I'm not sure how to help you there.
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Old 26-10-2012, 07:24 AM   #348 (permalink)
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In the interests of research, and nothing else, I addressed Mrs Fertang by each of these terms of endearment this morning.

I figured that if she told me to foxtrot oscar and that she couldn't wait for the divorce to come through that that would be the sort of normal reaction I expected.

On the other hand if she took it well and suggested a reconciliation that Smali would have a point.

She seemed rather less than impressed, to put it mildly, even though two of the accusations were entirely justified, although as I am not a complete **** I won't say which two - although I expect benchy could tell you
What you two do behind closed doors is your business, but bringing up the fact that she has one leg considerably shorter than the other is a bit on the unsavoury side imo.
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Old 26-10-2012, 07:25 AM   #349 (permalink)
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She makes good crepes though from all reports tbf.
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Old 26-10-2012, 07:26 AM   #350 (permalink)
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She makes good crepes though from all reports tbf.
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What you two do behind closed doors is your business, but bringing up the fact that she has one leg considerably shorter than the other is a bit on the unsavoury side imo.
You always make it sound like its my fault - beginning to wonder whose side you're on tbh

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You have a type though; they all make good crepes.
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You have a type though; they all make good crepes.
You may have had an inspirational thought there - in future I should look for women who can't make crepes, although this revelation may damage current anglo-french relations
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You may have had an inspirational thought there - in future I should look for women who can't make crepes, although this revelation may damage current anglo-french relations
Anglo-French relations don't matter. If worst comes to worst, they'll surrender.
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I think sex as a talking point subject is taboo but I don't think oral sex specifically being seen as a worse taboo is necessarily common. But I haven't been to Pakistan so it could be a cultural thing there.
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Nah, definitely not all parts of the subcont.
Yeah, smiley's assertions definitely don't stand in most of Urban India, I'd say, from personal experience of growing up. (Delhi, Bangalore, Chennai and Hyderabad) While generalizations regarding certain aspects of culture are possible to make re: India-Pakistan. A lot of times - cultural generalizations are lazy and thoroughly inaccurate. This is one of those times.

Even in the non-metro places of India, the situation is more akin to:

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I speak for only India here and I don't know if even Pakistan has something specifically culturally against BJs as I haven't lived there etc.
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