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Old 26-10-2012, 04:08 AM   #331 (permalink)
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because I am not sure that most straight women that I know actually suck cock.

People's sex lives aren't that open in this part of the world
Never had a root, have you son?
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Old 26-10-2012, 04:13 AM   #333 (permalink)
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Small is right that in the subcontinent fallatio is seen as taboo.
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Old 26-10-2012, 04:14 AM   #334 (permalink)
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Never had a root, have you son?
is it offensive to call him virgin boy?
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Old 26-10-2012, 04:16 AM   #335 (permalink)
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Small is right that in the subcontinent fallatio is seen as taboo.
You're not meant to fall. You hurt your knees.
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Old 26-10-2012, 04:20 AM   #337 (permalink)
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That almost sounds fallacious.
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That almost sounds fallacious.
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Is it okay to call a person with an intellectual disability 'retard' because "hey, it's true"?
Is it okay to call a person in a same-sex relationship a '******' because "hey, it's true"?
Is it okay to call a person who lost a limb fighting for your country a 'cripple' because "hey, it's true"?
Is it okay to call a female friend a '**********' because "hey, it may or may not be true. I can't be sure because I've never had sexual relations with you (or anyone, for that matter)"?


If you answered yes to any of the above Smali, you're a wanker. Even if you didn't, you're still a wanker, because hey, it's incredibly probable that it's true.


FTR, my answer is no to all of the above.

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Old 26-10-2012, 04:49 AM   #341 (permalink)
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Is it okay to call a person with an intellectual disability 'retard' because "hey, it's true"?
Is it okay to call a person in a same-sex relationship a '******' because "hey, it's true"?
Is it okay to call a person who lost a limb fighting for your country a 'cripple' because "hey, it's true"?
Is it okay to call a female friend a '**********' because "hey, it may or may not be true. I can't be sure because I've never had sexual relations with you (or anyone, for that matter)"?


If you answered yes to any of the above Smali, you're a wanker. Even if you didn't, you're still a wanker, because hey, it's incredibly probable that it's true.


FTR, my answer is no to all of the above.

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In the interests of research, and nothing else, I addressed Mrs Fertang by each of these terms of endearment this morning.

I figured that if she told me to foxtrot oscar and that she couldn't wait for the divorce to come through that that would be the sort of normal reaction I expected.

On the other hand if she took it well and suggested a reconciliation that Smali would have a point.

She seemed rather less than impressed, to put it mildly, even though two of the accusations were entirely justified, although as I am not a complete **** I won't say which two - although I expect benchy could tell you
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I don't think smali's quite this much of a ****, I reckon he's just badly representing a poorly informed point in the worst possible way. At least I hope so.
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In the interests of research, and nothing else, I addressed Mrs Fertang by each of these terms of endearment this morning.

I figured that if she told me to foxtrot oscar and that she couldn't wait for the divorce to come through that that would be the sort of normal reaction I expected.

On the other hand if she took it well and suggested a reconciliation that Smali would have a point.

She seemed rather less than impressed, to put it mildly, even though two of the accusations were entirely justified, although as I am not a complete **** I won't say which two - although I expect benchy could tell you
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