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    Quote Of The Day.

    "First you will have to teach a child to talk; then you have to teach him to keep quite.

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    I like wasting homo sapiens' time - like the way I wasted yours just now.

    Quote Originally Posted by 5N1p3R j0C|<
    Why are you wasting time your reading others' quotes?
    Quote Originally Posted by DD
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    Quite? Quite what?

    I think you mean Quiet

    Still, a good quote
    "Age is just a stupid number"

    20...that's a rather big number :(:(:(

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    "Er..I went to Mexico once" - George W.Bush, 2000 (I think)
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    Originally posted by Langeveldt
    "Er..I went to Mexico once" - George W.Bush, 2000 (I think)
    You can't paraphrase someone in a thread like this!
    Sreesanth said, "Next ball he was beaten and I said, 'is this the King Charles Lara? Who is this impostor, moving around nervously? I should have kept my mouth shut for the next ball - mind you, it was a length ball - Lara just pulled it over the church beyond the boundary! He is a true legend."



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    Interviewer: Did you know that Alastair Campbell is a big fan of yours (Peterborough, Nov 17, 2000)? He's even been to one of your concerts.

    "Alastair Campbell? I've never heard of him. Who's he?" ~ Britney Spears

    Interviewer: He's Tony Blair's official spokesman.

    "Tony Blair? I've never heard of him either. Who is he?" ~ Britney Spears

    Interviewer: Well, Mr Blair is our Prime Minister.

    "Oh, this Mr Blair must be very important, then, if he's the Prime Minister. That's a really tough job, yeah? OK, it's really cool that Alastair what's his name again?" ~ Britney Spears

    Interviewer: Alastair Campbell.

    "Alastair Campbell, right. Well, it's really cool he likes me. Wow." ~ Britney Spears
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    Ah yes. Priceless!

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    Originally posted by Mr Mxyzptlk
    Interviewer: Did you know that Alastair Campbell is a big fan of yours (Peterborough, Nov 17, 2000)? He's even been to one of your concerts.

    "Alastair Campbell? I've never heard of him. Who's he?" ~ Britney Spears

    Interviewer: He's Tony Blair's official spokesman.

    "Tony Blair? I've never heard of him either. Who is he?" ~ Britney Spears

    Interviewer: Well, Mr Blair is our Prime Minister.

    "Oh, this Mr Blair must be very important, then, if he's the Prime Minister. That's a really tough job, yeah? OK, it's really cool that Alastair what's his name again?" ~ Britney Spears

    Interviewer: Alastair Campbell.

    "Alastair Campbell, right. Well, it's really cool he likes me. Wow." ~ Britney Spears
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    Ah yes. Priceless!

    So is Britney representative of the US population then?

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    "It's nice to be important but it's important to be nice."

    I couldn't agree more. It IS nice to be important.
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    marc71178 - President and founding member of AAAS - we don't only appreciate when he does well, but also when he's not quite so good!

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    Funny Stuff from my convo with Neil in msn




    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    16
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    what?
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    16?
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    no ****ing way
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    16.
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    4x4
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    lol
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    liam...mr.stats...welll i fort hed be older, much older than that
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    god
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    every1 except marc seems old but arent
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    ie u
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    and...er..liam
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    he's just a big geek.
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    lol
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    whos a geek? marc or liam?
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    liam.
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    im not good at this age guessing...
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    either that or yr alll lying
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    ps im gonna quote you in a off topic threa
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    saying what?
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    liam..geek
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    etc
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    lol
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    yep.
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    good stuff
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    that wont bother him.
    Jesus-I feel like ****... says:
    lol
    Neil - Visit the new, improved www.gingergaming.cjb.net says:
    and will probably result in remarks about my avatar
    Last edited by Neil Pickup; 25-09-2003 at 06:11 PM.

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    I feel so hurt.

    Well at least the nice guys get the girls.

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    "If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten" - anon

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    Very good quotes, TC. Thanks.

    This quote suits on your login name, Reuben.

    Thanks Rik.

    Right there Kim.

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    Originally posted by gibbsnsmith
    every1 except marc seems old but arent
    So, are you saying I don't seem old then?

    Bizarre as I'm one of the older ones on here!

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    well i assumed that you were in yr 20s and i was right

    i assumed by your sense of humour

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