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Old 23-09-2003, 12:34 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I think I'm cute
I know I'm sexy
I've got the looks,
that drives a girl wild
Ive got the moves,
that really move 'em
I send chills up and down their spines

Chorus:
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not you boy toy (boy toy)

I make 'em hot
I make 'em shiver
Their knees get weak
When ever I'm around
They see me walk
They hear me talk
I make them feel,
like their on cloud nine

Chorus:
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not you boy toy (boy toy)

Eat your heart out girls
Hands off the merchandise

Chorus:
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not your boy toy (boy toy)
I'm just a sexy boy (sexy boy)
I'm not you boy toy (boy toy)
(until faded)
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Old 23-09-2003, 04:03 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This is a bit weird... even for Yaju. :P
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Old 23-09-2003, 11:38 AM   #3 (permalink)
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There are some words here whose meaning I don't know.

Here is a list of Mick Foley's injuries courtsey 4w.

Six concussions from 1986 to 1998
One broken jaw in 1986
Two broken noses in 1993
One broken cheekbone in 1998
Lost four front teeth from 1989 to 1998
Two-thirds of his ear ripped off in 1993 (Against Big Van Vader in Germany)
A separated shoulder in 1990
A fractured left shoulder in 1989
A dislocated shoulder in 1998
Second degree burn on his shoulder in 1995 (Suffered In the King of the Death Match in Japan)
Second degree burns on his arm in 1995 (In the King of the Death Match in Japan)
54 stitches on his left arm in 1995 (In the King of the Death Match in Japan)
A broken right wrist in 1989
Bone chips in his right elbow in 1996
Six broken ribs from 1991 to 1998
A torn abdominal in 1992
A torn ACL
A broken toe in 1991
A total of over 300 stitches in his arms, head, eyebrows, hands, ears, shin, cheek and lip
Thousands of thumb tack holes
Broken left thumb during a little league baseball game in 1978
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Old 23-09-2003, 02:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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So this guy is a wrestler right Yaju?

Sounds like a bit of a painful life to me, here is a list of my breakages lol...


1996 - broke left thumb while playing table tennis
1999 - broke left thumb while playing cricket
2001 - broke left thumb while playing cricket
2003 - chipped corner off left thumb while playing cricket
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Old 23-09-2003, 02:25 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Note to Rich: Get plastic thumb. Will save trouble.
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Old 23-09-2003, 03:30 PM   #6 (permalink)
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1996 - broke left thumb while playing table tennis
1999 - broke left thumb while playing cricket
2001 - broke left thumb while playing cricket
2003 - chipped corner off left thumb while playing cricket
Are you Nasser?
Are you Nasser?
Are you Nasser in disguise?
Are you Nasser in disguise?

(to the tune of "Great Redeemer")
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Old 24-09-2003, 03:05 AM   #7 (permalink)
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THere is only one word to describe Mick Foley - mentalist!

Things like that prove that whilst everyone slags wrestling off for being fake and choreographed, it is still very dangerous and takes alot of skill and hard work.
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Old 24-09-2003, 04:18 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Here is my breaks.

Broke little toe on left foot... after pulling a dining table chair onto it. (During the tied oneday semi)
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Old 24-09-2003, 12:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Are you Nasser?
Are you Nasser?
Are you Nasser in disguise?
Are you Nasser in disguise?

(to the tune of "Great Redeemer")
I hope not, anyway I know exactly what to do and where to go when I go and have an X-Ray nowadays
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Old 24-09-2003, 03:16 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I hope not, anyway I know exactly what to do and where to go when I go and have an X-Ray nowadays
"Ah, Mr Hingston, the usual?"
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Old 25-09-2003, 10:17 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Right there, Langeveldt.

Can anyone guess what I posted in my first post?

Can anyone guess what this is >>

"Disgusting, Dirty, Filthy, Ugly, two dollar, bottom-feeding, trashbag hoe" (Stephanie McMahon)
"Chris Benoyt" (Chris Benoit)
"Trip" (Triple H)
"Raisin" (Raven)
"Kirk Angel" (Kurt Angle)
"Mr. T" (Booker T)
"JoJo Dillon" (J.J. Dillon)
"Bobby Dumb-Crumb Junior" (Bobby Duncum Jr.)
"Edgeward" (Edge)
"Harold" (Howard Finkle)
"Mike Foley" (Mankind/Mick Foley)
"Gene Mene" (Mene Gene)
"Greenberg" (Goldberg)
"Hoot-n-toot Guerrera" (Juventude Guerrerra)
"Quazzy Juice" (Juventude Guerrerra)
"Baldcore Holly" (Hardcore Holly)
"Larry Lane" (Lenny Lane)
"Lizzy" (Lizmark, Jr.)
"Madison Square Jericho" (Madison Square Garden)
"Deano Machine-o" (Dean Malenko)
"Stinko Malenko" (Dean Malenko)
"Bore-Us Malenko" (Boris Malenko)
"Flea Marshall" (Lee Marshall)
"Ron Mysterio Jr." (Rey Mysterio Jr.)
"Shahima Nobogawunga" (Shahira Naganima)
"Shimo Rammalammadingdong" (Shahira Naganima)
"Rockachichi" (Rikishi Phatu)
"Prince Nakamaka"(Prince Iakeaua)
"Raw is Snore" (Raw is War)
"P.S" Saturn" (Perry Saturn)
"Ru Saturn" (Perry Saturn)
"Tony Skeevonie" (Tony Schavonie)
"Ken Scamrock" (Ken Shamrock)
"Summer Sham" (Summer Slam)
"Trash Stratus" (Trish Stratus)
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Old 25-09-2003, 11:34 AM   #12 (permalink)
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"Ah, Mr Hingston, the usual?"
Yeah , Id like to have yet another load of cancer causing radiation blasted at me please. :rolleyes:

And Yaju, all the WWE Wrestlers and there respective nicknames?
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Get your thumb out of the way of the ball mate ! :P
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I've never broken body parts; I just break other people's.

My record was 10 broken toes in a single season. I used to have a lethal inswinging yorker.

Other miscellaneous injuries are things like a fractured skull, a few broken ribs and a broken nose or two.

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Nothing to be proud of! :P

Yaju, the first one was Shawn Michaels' song, and the second one I would guess is something one of the commentators calls all the people he doesn't like. I don't watch wrestling now, but someone like Taz?
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