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Old 03-09-2003, 05:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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My little bitch (aka female dog), Chelsea is due to have a litter of puppies in a couple of days. Does anyone have tips that I should take on boarD???
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My tip would be to go to your local libery as it might have a few books which can help or just search the net.
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Re: Puppies

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My little bitch (aka female dog), Chelsea is due to have a litter of puppies in a couple of days. Does anyone have tips that I should take on boarD???
You could ask a vet what to do.
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You called your dog chelsea. LOL
my dad wouldnt let me call my cat locky, after darren lockyer. Damn him :!(
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The best thing for puppies is to get a fry pan and lightly fry the little rat-dogs for about ten minutes each side.

Don't worry if that start yapping mid-fry as that just means that the dogs are fresh.

Now get some garlic, butter and milk and quickly whip up some garlic butter, which is great on top of any family pet.
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Somehow animal libertators would not agree with you.
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Drown them would be my advice (or sell them to your local Chinese Restaurant)
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Give me 1 of them cause i love dogs.. and i was going to get one soon..
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You called your dog chelsea. LOL
my dad wouldnt let me call my cat locky, after darren lockyer. Damn him :!(
Yeah she was a gal, and it all made sense!


and Marc, really!?!? That comment was just lame and silly. Why would someone want to throw some much money down the drain???

and Paid The, god dammit :rolleyes:
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Well the Puppies so my dad reckons could be born in a matter of hours. I'm very excited. When you get the bitch to lie on her back you can observe a lot of activity, ie the little buggers kicking and stuff.
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How many are you expecting?
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Theres been quite a lot spectulation in my household. Some say, 3 and others 6. I'm predicting 5.

Now the male dog, who happens to be my other dog, called Henrik, got a few good cracks at her. So the exact amount is unknown. There is a fear he might have one too many meaning the poor girl could be facing a big litter in what could be her one and only pregnancy.
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you forgot my suggestion!
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Give me 1 of them cause i love dogs.. and i was going to get one soon..
I could sell you one if you wanted, but no way I'm giving these dogs away for free, when I could make $350 for each pup...
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