Twilight bores man to death

pasag · 05-07-2010, 01:23 AM

Man dies at Twilight screening

Smudge · 05-07-2010, 01:25 AM

Saw this as a win-win situation, tbh. Any bloke who loves Twilight isn't much of a loss.

Son Of Coco · 05-07-2010, 01:26 AM

Love the thread title.

pasag · 05-07-2010, 01:27 AM

Apparently he just couldn't stake it any more.

FaaipDeOiad · 05-07-2010, 01:31 AM

I actually watched the first Twilight film the other day.

Does anyone know what the deal is with all the weird facial expressions like the actors are constipated? Are they in the book too?

Teja. · 05-07-2010, 01:33 AM

In all seriousness, RIP.

Burgey · 05-07-2010, 01:34 AM

RIP to his friends and family

Mr Casson · 05-07-2010, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Voltman

Saw this as a win-win situation, tbh. Any bloke who loves Twilight isn't much of a loss.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad

I actually watched the first Twilight film the other day.

Does anyone know what the deal is with all the weird facial expressions like the actors are constipated? Are they in the book too?

A quick Google search of Twilight quotes appears to indicate that constipation was indeed a major theme of the story.

First of all, there was this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bella, Ch. 1 P. 6

I do a good job of blocking painful, unnecessary things from my memory.

And who can forget this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bella, Ch. 1 P. 9

It was nice to be alone, not to have to smile and look pleased; a relief to stare dejectedly out the window at the sheeting rain and let just a few tears escape.

And:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bella, Ch. 2 P. 39

Once people start throwing wet stuff, I go inside.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Edward, Ch. 5 P. 97

So you faint at the sight of blood?

And my personal favourites:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bella, Ch. 8 P. 161

I wasn’t going out without taking someone with me. I tried to swallow so I could build up a decent scream.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bella, Ch. 8 P. 162

I stared at his face in profound relief, relief that went beyond my sudden deliverance.

Adamc · 05-07-2010, 01:55 AM

Haha Casson, gun.

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Originally Posted by Burgey

RIP to his friends and family

Haha, definitely my favourite new CW meme this.

Burgey · 05-07-2010, 02:14 AM

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Originally Posted by FaaipDeOiad

I actually watched the first Twilight film the other day.

Does anyone know what the deal is with all the weird facial expressions like the actors are constipated? Are they in the book too?

I haven't seen any of them. Is there a redeeming feature to them at all?

And by redeeming feature, I mean noodz.

Craig · 05-07-2010, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Burgey

RIP to his friends and family

Haha, I'm never going to live that down.

NZTailender · 05-07-2010, 02:31 AM

Haha. Heard this on the radio so many times today. First thing that came to mind was 'is it that bad?' and then 'I'd probably die of embarrassment if anyone ever caught me watching it'.

But yeah, overall a bit of a sad story. Cause of death not known yet. Putting a fiver on an aneurysm.[/insensitive]

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltman

Saw this as a win-win situation, tbh. Any bloke who loves Twilight isn't much of a loss.

FaaipDeOiad · 05-07-2010, 02:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burgey

I haven't seen any of them. Is there a redeeming feature to them at all?

And by redeeming feature, I mean noodz.

Only seen the first one but it's ****ing awful. I guess if there is a redeeming feature its the hilarious awfulness of it all, but it's a trainwreck of a film.

"You're like my... own personal brand... of heroin..."

Pratters · 05-07-2010, 03:03 AM

I don't know what Twilight is all about and I don't care. Seriously, can the ****ing thing.

Burgey · 05-07-2010, 03:33 AM

Hmm, think I'll give it a miss then.

While on the subject of over paid, under talented actors, saw that fella from Gossip Girl at a restaurant I was at last week for lunch.

Not sure his name, looked a ponce.

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pasag RTDAS Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Looking for milksteak Posts: 31,679	Apparently he just couldn't stake it any more.

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Pratters Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Kolkata, India Posts: 20,794	I don't know what Twilight is all about and I don't care. Seriously, can the ****ing thing.

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Burgey Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Castle Posts: 35,155	Hmm, think I'll give it a miss then. While on the subject of over paid, under talented actors, saw that fella from Gossip Girl at a restaurant I was at last week for lunch. Not sure his name, looked a ponce.

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