A Singing Telegram from Burgey to Ripper868, Delivered by Mr Casson

Mr Casson · 28-06-2010, 01:27 AM

And I would do anything for love
I'd run right into Cricket Chat and back
I would do anything for love
I'll never lie to you and that's a fact
But I'll never forget the way you feel right now
Oh no, no way
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that
Anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that

Some days it don't come easy
Some days it don't come hard
Some days it don't come at all
and these are the days that never end
Maybe I'm crazy
But it's crazy and it's true
You know you can have me
No one else can have me but you
As long as the planets are turning
As long as my loin fires are burning
As long as your dreams are coming true
You better believe it!
That I would to anything for love
And I'll be there until the final act
I would do anything for love!
And I'll take a vow and seal a pact
But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way
Tonight
I would do anything for love!
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that...
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I just won't do that...
Somedays I pray for yesterday (Thursday)
Somedays I pray for tomorrow (Tuesday)
Somedays I pray to call you Esperanza and you call me Zorro
Some nights I lose the feeling
Some nights I lose control
Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls
Maybe I'm lonely
And that's all I'm qualified to be
But that doesn't stop these suckers paying
My exorbitant consultation fee
But as long as we're both turning
And as long as Vogue's still yearning
There's still hope for this prayer to come true
You better believe it!
That I would do anything for love!
And you know it's true and that's a fact
I would do anything for love!
And there'll never be no turning back (at least, not to leave)
But I'll never do it better than I do it with you
So long
So long
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that
I would do anything for love
Anything you've been dreaming of
But I won't do that...
But I'll never stop dreaming of you
Every night of my life
No way
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do that
I won't do that!

Ripper868:
Will you raise me up?
Will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

Burgey:
I can do that!
I can do that!

Ripper868:
Will you hold me sacred?
Will you spoon me tonight?
Can you colorise my life? I'm so sick of black and white
Can you make it all a little less old?

Burgey:
I can do that!
I can do that!

Ripper868:
Will you make me some magic
With your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

Burgey:
I can do that!
I can do that!

Ripper868:
Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot?
Will you take me to places I've never known?

Burgey:
I can do that!
I can do that!

Ripper868:
After a while you'll forget everything
It was a brief interlude
And a CricketWeb forum fling
And you'll see that it's time to move on

Burgey:
I won't do that!
I won't do that!

Go on, Burgey, show him the ring.

Burgey · 28-06-2010, 01:29 AM

FMD, nearly fell off my chair. Brilliant Casson.

_Ed_ · 28-06-2010, 01:30 AM

I'm overwhelmed. I have no words.

Superb stuff.

benchmark00 · 28-06-2010, 01:31 AM

Some champagne thread making of late.

Athlai · 28-06-2010, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Casson

Go on, Burgey, show him the ring.

NZTailender · 28-06-2010, 01:34 AM

Haha. Absolute gold.

Burgey · 28-06-2010, 01:38 AM

OT been brilliant lately, has to be said.

I'm just so flattered Casson. It's like you've read my mind...

And tbf, I play a mean flute....

pasag · 28-06-2010, 01:54 AM

Mr Casson · 28-06-2010, 01:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burgey

And tbf, I play a mean flute....

It's actually a pre-modern vuvuzela.

Burgey · 28-06-2010, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Casson

It's actually a pre-modern vuvuzela.

Giving me a horn tbh...

benchmark00 · 28-06-2010, 02:01 AM

Thread comes out on the same day Casson's in a tug-o-war with Voltman in the BOTM. One wonders how long he's been sitting on this.

Crafty devil.

Athlai · 28-06-2010, 02:03 AM

Was thinking the same thing tbh.

Smudge · 28-06-2010, 02:09 AM

I feel like a maiden bush galloper at Echuca stepping up to take on Whobegotyou at the Valley.

Burgey · 28-06-2010, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voltman

I feel like a maiden bush galloper at Echuca stepping up to take on Whobegotyou at the Valley.

Manipulation of the news cycle like this by Casson is worthy of a stewards's inquiry..

Smudge · 28-06-2010, 02:15 AM

He is the Danny Nikolic of this forum.

28-06-2010, 01:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr Casson Cricketer Of The Year Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Sydney Posts: 9,653	A Singing Telegram from Burgey to Ripper868, Delivered by Mr Casson And I would do anything for love I'd run right into Cricket Chat and back I would do anything for love I'll never lie to you and that's a fact But I'll never forget the way you feel right now Oh no, no way I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that Anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that Some days it don't come easy Some days it don't come hard Some days it don't come at all and these are the days that never end Maybe I'm crazy But it's crazy and it's true You know you can have me No one else can have me but you As long as the planets are turning As long as my loin fires are burning As long as your dreams are coming true You better believe it! That I would to anything for love And I'll be there until the final act I would do anything for love! And I'll take a vow and seal a pact But I'll never forgive myself if we don't go all the way Tonight I would do anything for love! I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that... I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I just won't do that... Somedays I pray for yesterday (Thursday) Somedays I pray for tomorrow (Tuesday) Somedays I pray to call you Esperanza and you call me Zorro Some nights I lose the feeling Some nights I lose control Some nights I just lose it all when I watch you dance and the thunder rolls Maybe I'm lonely And that's all I'm qualified to be But that doesn't stop these suckers paying My exorbitant consultation fee But as long as we're both turning And as long as Vogue's still yearning There's still hope for this prayer to come true You better believe it! That I would do anything for love! And you know it's true and that's a fact I would do anything for love! And there'll never be no turning back (at least, not to leave) But I'll never do it better than I do it with you So long So long I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that I would do anything for love Anything you've been dreaming of But I won't do that... But I'll never stop dreaming of you Every night of my life No way I would do anything for love I would do anything for love I would do anything for love But I won't do that I won't do that! Ripper868: Will you raise me up? Will you help me down? Will you get me right out of this Godforsaken town? Will you make it all a little less cold? Burgey: I can do that! I can do that! Ripper868: Will you hold me sacred? Will you spoon me tonight? Can you colorise my life? I'm so sick of black and white Can you make it all a little less old? Burgey: I can do that! I can do that! Ripper868: Will you make me some magic With your own two hands? Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand? Can you give me something I can take home? Burgey: I can do that! I can do that! Ripper868: Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot? Will you take me to places I've never known? Burgey: I can do that! I can do that! Ripper868: After a while you'll forget everything It was a brief interlude And a CricketWeb forum fling And you'll see that it's time to move on Burgey: I won't do that! I won't do that! Go on, Burgey, show him the ring. __________________ 'Copperfield,' said Mr. Micawber, 'farewell! Every happiness and prosperity! If, in the progress of revolving years, I could persuade myself that my blighted destiny had been a warning to you, I should feel that I had not occupied another man's place in existence altogether in vain. - Wilkins Micawber

28-06-2010, 01:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
Burgey Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Castle Posts: 35,158	FMD, nearly fell off my chair. Brilliant Casson. __________________ WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie "People make me happy.. not places.. people" "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson "Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"

28-06-2010, 01:34 AM	#6 (permalink)
NZTailender Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Dunedin, Otago, New Zealand Posts: 19,047	Haha. Absolute gold. __________________ President of SKAS - Kat is King \| Proud member of CVAAS - One of the best \| LRPLTAS - Rosco rocks! The NZTailender Supporting XI: L Vincent, H Rutherford, N Broom, Craig Cachopa, D Brownlie, BJ Watling, D de Boorder+, I Sodhi, B Wheeler, H Bennett, A Milne Go Tigers! R.I.P. Fardin & Craig

28-06-2010, 01:38 AM	#7 (permalink)
Burgey Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Castle Posts: 35,158	OT been brilliant lately, has to be said. I'm just so flattered Casson. It's like you've read my mind... And tbf, I play a mean flute.... Last edited by Burgey; 28-06-2010 at 01:45 AM.

28-06-2010, 01:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
pasag RTDAS Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Looking for milksteak Posts: 31,679	__________________ Rest In Peace Craigos 2003-2012

28-06-2010, 01:30 AM	#3 (permalink)
_Ed_ Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Auckland, Aotearoa Posts: 19,111	I'm overwhelmed. I have no words. Superb stuff.

28-06-2010, 02:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
benchmark00 Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vote 1 Tangy Posts: 30,098	Thread comes out on the same day Casson's in a tug-o-war with Voltman in the BOTM. One wonders how long he's been sitting on this. Crafty devil.

28-06-2010, 02:03 AM	#12 (permalink)
Athlai Request Your Custom Title Now! Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Wellywood, NZ Posts: 26,001	Was thinking the same thing tbh.

28-06-2010, 02:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
Smudge Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellywood Posts: 16,552	I feel like a maiden bush galloper at Echuca stepping up to take on Whobegotyou at the Valley. __________________ What do you mean?

28-06-2010, 02:15 AM	#15 (permalink)
Smudge Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wellywood Posts: 16,552	He is the Danny Nikolic of this forum.

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Happy Birthday Mr Casson	Burgey	Off Topic	20	18-02-2010 05:44 AM
Cricketweb's Virtual NRL 2009	Simon	General Sports Forum	716	27-09-2009 02:24 AM
CricketWeb's Most Watched Film	vic_orthdox	Off Topic	201	25-08-2009 07:49 AM