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Old 19-09-2012, 10:04 PM   #1816 (permalink)
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Ah, this one is from today: Jon Stewart Blasts Fox News Over Romney Video: ‘Chaos On Bullsh*t Mountain’ | Mediaite
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Old 19-09-2012, 10:29 PM   #1817 (permalink)
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Old 19-09-2012, 10:47 PM   #1818 (permalink)
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Old 19-09-2012, 11:34 PM   #1819 (permalink)
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Old 20-09-2012, 12:05 AM   #1820 (permalink)
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Haha yup...Craig T Nelson...that clip always amuses me.

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Old 20-09-2012, 01:49 AM   #1821 (permalink)
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The not being able to watch the Daily Show stuff in Australia is rather annoying.
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Old 20-09-2012, 01:53 AM   #1822 (permalink)
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Old 20-09-2012, 02:08 AM   #1823 (permalink)
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Old 20-09-2012, 02:15 AM   #1824 (permalink)
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The not being able to watch the Daily Show stuff in Australia is rather annoying.
Fox has it all under control.
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The not being able to watch the Daily Show stuff in Australia is rather annoying.
Works for me. Seems to always work for me as long as the videos are embedded in another site, not directly off the comedy central page.
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I gotta say I agree with him. If you're going to talk about conservative/small government, why make out as if the ordinary man is a moocher or are the only party getting benefits from the government? Stewart then names the big corps who got billions in bailouts and makes the juxtaposition. He's right, anyone from that class looking down on the ordinary citizen is a cretin and a hypocrite.
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What about "get government hands off my medicare"? That's another classic.
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