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    in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    That may even be better actually. You could "accidentally" clip him across the ear in a ruck if he's pissed you off.
    My club has a yearly friendly on boxing day where we play against another local village but it's more of an intra-club thing. One year I played against him, hit him straight from KO and turned the ball over so the next time we got the ball he lined me up, handed me off and drew blood. Was a fun afternoon

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    sir you better spell my name right in future or im gonna have you sacked
    In English we pronounce your name '****'. Now get on with it, and if you don't stop using WhatsApp I'm going to stick that mobile phone up your arse sideways.
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    God above.

    The article, that is - specifically, the photos - not the event.

    (ps. for the record the pictured aircraft actually is an A330)
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    Tip of the iceberg.

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    Ruined

    Lost a mate in a car crash over the long weekend. He and his elderly parents both dead at the scene, his 15 year old son in hopsital with non-life threatening injuries. They'd been to a family party in the area and the car rolled on a dirt road. His wife had stayed in Sydney and not gone to the do. Just an awful tragedy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Ruined

    Lost a mate in a car crash over the long weekend. He and his elderly parents both dead at the scene, his 15 year old son in hopsital with non-life threatening injuries. They'd been to a family party in the area and the car rolled on a dirt road. His wife had stayed in Sydney and not gone to the do. Just an awful tragedy.
    Sorry to hear this news.
    I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    one day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
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    Horrible to hear Burgey

    Thoughts with both you and the family.

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