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    a great story
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    Good lad.

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    Burgey, your son is a teenager I assume? How do you keep (did you get) junior interested in cricket when theres a million things around to distract him?
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    another one for the scientists think they know everything file too
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    go read david grann's article about the 2004 texan case referenced in that article

    Cameron Todd Willingham, Texas, and the death penalty : The New Yorker

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    1) For 2 and a bit hours today I was a professional ten-pin bowler (work function during work hours). Didn't see an improvement in ability though.

    2) The lengths Saudi students will go to to cheat on a test, it's always quite amusing. Especially when it's blatantly obvious.

    3) Had the following questions from a student today during the test:

    S: "Can I look in my book?"

    S: "Is it always will+ verb 1"
    Me: "I can't tell you"
    S: "Why are you in here if you can't tell me?"
    Me: "It's your test, not mine"

    This was the same student...and 10 mins later he'd lost himself 5% for speaking Arabic during the exam. He then spent the next 30 minutes staring at me

    These guys are adults by the way...but there's a fine line.
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    The car part attendant who always ****s with me "2 inches right, no 3 left, no no no" let me park how I wanted tonight. After a **** week this small win made me happy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey View Post
    go read david grann's article about the 2004 texan case referenced in that article

    Cameron Todd Willingham, Texas, and the death penalty : The New Yorker
    yeah thats a horror story
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    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey View Post
    go read david grann's article about the 2004 texan case referenced in that article

    Cameron Todd Willingham, Texas, and the death penalty : The New Yorker
    Yeah read that one a few years ago. Don't mess with Texas.

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    They aren't even trying to make it look real anymore. So I suppose they somehow figured out how to make a steel knife, plastic containers, nice colored fabric, and sandals by themselves on a deserted island then? That's pretty impressive.

    That knife alone is such a massive, massive advantage. It's hard as **** finding or making something reliably sharp in the wild, let alone something like a steel knife....
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    First couple of studies published from the breast cancer research project team I'm in at Surgeons. Few more on the way too; two others have been accepted, three have been submitted and about to submit a couple more (one a huge joint study with some NZ surgeons), one of which I'm the lead author so obviously I'm really hoping that one gets up too. 2012 a bloody good year so actually pretty proud of all that's happened.

    Factors Predictive of Treatment by Australian Breast Surgeons of Invasive Female Breast Cancer by Mastectomy rather than Breast Conserving Surgery

    http://www.apocpcontrol.org/paper_fi...Mastectomy.pdf

    Risk Factors for Poorer Breast Cancer Outcomes in Residents of Remote Areas of Australia

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    Nana's ill, needs surgery. Couple that with a fairly rapid onset of Dementia. No looking good at all.
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