Owhh, they're a ravenous sworm of locusts just eating and screaming and grabbing and poking and pulling and drooling, and two have cradle rash. How do you get cradle rash when you sleep in a suitcase?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . For support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
Bit each way
Made a comment to my 7yo son tonight and he responded with "bull****!"
Whilst I was trying to reprimand him, his 2yo sister chimed in with "kick his arsthsth (she lisps) Dadda!"
Half of me is angry with my wife for teaching them such language (could not have been me) whilst the other half is proud of them for using it in the correct context
"I can't promise anyone success but I can promise them a trip to the moon." - John King
RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.
To be fair, you were probably chatting ****.
Wtf is 'chatting ****'
One of the worst expressions I've ever heard.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
man there's been were weird arse, bright as **** flashes rapidly occurring in the sky over sydney for the last half hour. no thunder so what are our options? a storm so far away the thunder cbf coming here, or outer space magic?
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
there's some jupiter thing happening tonight. is this the cause of the magic??? ANSWER ME SPARK
Zindzi Okenyo @z_okenyo
In other news :: #jupiter just reappeared. Also, there is a storm cloud on Jupiter 30 times the size of earth. #beauty #nature
Zindzi solved the case..?
it seems like there's some sort of never ending storm going in jupiter
good night everybody!
Moving in with Miss Ripper in 2 weeks. Has only taken us the best part of 3 years to live in the same city. (of which only 1 is as an official couple)
First Reds home game on Saturday night.
Avatar now by choice. 5-0 in the Ashes and all.
Son was selected in his school's swim team
Dont have to deal with his disappointment if not picked
4 mornings a week with 6 am start - do these ***** think that I dont have anything better to do (like sleep FFS) than watch a 7 year old act like a frog in a blender at sparrow fart o'clock
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