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Old 12-02-2013, 11:14 PM   #8056 (permalink)
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Became a dad today - my wife gave birth to a baby boy. Am ecstatic. ****ing terrified, but ecstatic.
Well done mate - in order to maximise the pleasure I strongly recommend that you don't do what the first Mrs Fertang and I did, and have two more in the next two years
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:23 PM   #8057 (permalink)
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:37 PM   #8058 (permalink)
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A tad late with that one
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Old 12-02-2013, 11:58 PM   #8059 (permalink)
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Old 13-02-2013, 05:49 AM   #8060 (permalink)
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Became a dad today - my wife gave birth to a baby boy. Am ecstatic. ****ing terrified, but ecstatic.
Congrats! All the best to miniyou
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Old 13-02-2013, 12:34 PM   #8061 (permalink)
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So you've ruined your life....


Seriously though, big congratulations.
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Old 13-02-2013, 02:18 PM   #8062 (permalink)
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A tad late with that one
The tad(pole) was right on time, tbh.
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Old 15-02-2013, 01:21 AM   #8063 (permalink)
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Old 15-02-2013, 01:25 AM   #8064 (permalink)
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Agh, tough one T_C. Should be playing Wembley anyway

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Old 16-02-2013, 09:17 AM   #8065 (permalink)
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Well done mate - in order to maximise the pleasure I strongly recommend that you don't do what the first Mrs Fertang and I did, and have two more in the next two years
I assume that's why there is a 2nd Mrs Fertang?

I love my kids but there are days when Mrs Social and I could do without a 6.00 am wakeup followed by about a million "Daddas" or "Mammas" all delivered whilst running the equivalent of about 3 marathons before passing out just before we're too tired to give a **** any more
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Old 16-02-2013, 11:09 AM   #8066 (permalink)
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I've already decided that I want 11 kids. This way I can have my own cricket team.
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Old 16-02-2013, 11:11 AM   #8067 (permalink)
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Old 16-02-2013, 11:16 AM   #8068 (permalink)
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I'd be the coach. And future Mrs. Turb the team manager bringing out the nutella cookies and nutella covered marshmallows during the drinks break.

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I assume that's why there is a 2nd Mrs Fertang?
A large part of why there was a second, and a not insignificant contribution to why there is a vacancy for a third
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A large part of why there was a second, and a not insignificant contribution to why there is a vacancy for a third


A guy that used to work for me had been married 5 times

I saw him with a new bird amd asked him whether she was his future ex

Told me that the next time he was considering getting married, he'd find a woman he hated and give her his house

Thought it was very funny and far too intelligent a thing for this guy to say until I discovered the internet some years later and realised that he had quoted someone else
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