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Thread: Lord Presents..What Made Your Day + What Ruined Your Day IV

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sean View Post
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    Became a dad today - my wife gave birth to a baby boy. Am ecstatic. ****ing terrified, but ecstatic.
    Well done mate - in order to maximise the pleasure I strongly recommend that you don't do what the first Mrs Fertang and I did, and have two more in the next two years

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    Well in Sean!!
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    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GIMH View Post
    Well in Sean!!
    A tad late with that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    A tad late with that one


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    Quote Originally Posted by The Sean View Post
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    Became a dad today - my wife gave birth to a baby boy. Am ecstatic. ****ing terrified, but ecstatic.
    Congrats! All the best to miniyou
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    Darn, at his age, I didn't know one needed to insert and ejaculate manship in womanship to create childship!
    left-handed batsman, right-arm crap bowler, grainy streams watcher

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    So you've ruined your life....


    Seriously though, big congratulations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    A tad late with that one
    The tad(pole) was right on time, tbh.
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    Scored a fundraising gig for QLD floods for the Fringe next week with Candice and the Arcade Villains. Big one, 5000+ people.

    Ruined

    Monumental cock-up meant that the agent who booked us went back to the event organisers only to be told they'd gotten someone else already so we miss out. Damn festivals not doing my opinion of them any favours.

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    Agh, tough one T_C. Should be playing Wembley anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    Well done mate - in order to maximise the pleasure I strongly recommend that you don't do what the first Mrs Fertang and I did, and have two more in the next two years
    I assume that's why there is a 2nd Mrs Fertang?

    I love my kids but there are days when Mrs Social and I could do without a 6.00 am wakeup followed by about a million "Daddas" or "Mammas" all delivered whilst running the equivalent of about 3 marathons before passing out just before we're too tired to give a **** any more

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    I've already decided that I want 11 kids. This way I can have my own cricket team.

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    I'd be the coach. And future Mrs. Turb the team manager bringing out the nutella cookies and nutella covered marshmallows during the drinks break.
    Last edited by Turbinator; 16-02-2013 at 12:25 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by social View Post
    I assume that's why there is a 2nd Mrs Fertang?
    A large part of why there was a second, and a not insignificant contribution to why there is a vacancy for a third

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    Quote Originally Posted by fredfertang View Post
    A large part of why there was a second, and a not insignificant contribution to why there is a vacancy for a third


    A guy that used to work for me had been married 5 times

    I saw him with a new bird amd asked him whether she was his future ex

    Told me that the next time he was considering getting married, he'd find a woman he hated and give her his house

    Thought it was very funny and far too intelligent a thing for this guy to say until I discovered the internet some years later and realised that he had quoted someone else



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