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    Yeah, hope the guy is OK tho TBF.
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    1) Had double pneumonia as a kid, as did my twin sis. Doctors told my parents to pray that we lived through the night. Dad said **** off, I'm an atheist, you ****s better save my kids, etc. Then prayed anyway.

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    Oh yeah defo. Laughed so hard at some of the posts/threads though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    Oh yeah defo. Laughed so hard at some of the posts/threads though.

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    Haha, loved this exchange:

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    OH SHUT UP MATTEH! I thought I'd get an apology .
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    No point, there is a filter.

    ****.
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    oh! in that case **** off matteh!
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    "I am very happy and it will allow me to have lot more rice."

    Eoin Morgan on being given a rice cooker for being Man of the Match in a Dhaka Premier Division game.

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    Good God he is too. That means he was in his mid-20's when he did Karate Kid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Good God he is too. That means he was in his mid-20's when he did Karate Kid!
    27-28 years old when he did Karate Kid Part 3!

    So ridiculous haha. What a legend.

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    children who lack the wit to recognize when their father needs help to avoid setting off the hormonal volcano that is Mt. PMS-Wife and instead kick up a fuss about everything they're asked to do. I'm looking at my son thinking "you trying to get us both killed?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt79 View Post
    Ruined my evening
    children who lack the wit to recognize when their father needs help to avoid setting off the hormonal volcano that is Mt. PMS-Wife and instead kick up a fuss about everything they're asked to do. I'm looking at my son thinking "you trying to get us both killed?"
    Haha sounds so familiar. Kids who I babysit for are just like that.Their Mum comes back from work (she's a teacher) and is usually pretty tired and stressed out and they kick up a massive fuss about not wanting to eat their food or go to swimming lessons or whatever. Is pretty annoying TSTL.
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    Haha difference is, (I presume) you're being paid for look after these kids.

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    Haha, only if they annoy me! Probably wouldn't risk wearing it in public here, would be a nice little item for home though.
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