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Thread: Lord Presents..What Made Your Day + What Ruined Your Day IV

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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    shoulda said you were just chillin with your ent buddy
    Why did you have to say that? Now I'm going to have to live the rest of my life tortured by never-ending regret at the missed opportunity.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daemon View Post
    shoulda said you were just chillin with your ent buddy
    Such a great reply and what a missed opportunity.

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    Really crappy day

    My car wouldn't start, so I got the guys at the garage to come round and have a look. Needed a jump start to get going. At the garage they had a look at the problem and apparently it's the starter motor that's gone. Now for any other vehicle it's an easy fix, but my car's starter motor sits underneath the engine. So now I have to purchase the replacement part which costs 400.00 and then the labour cost plus VAT for the whole job bumps it to 800.00. That is what I have been quoted by my garage!!!

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    Darn, at his age, I didn't know one needed to insert and ejaculate manship in womanship to create childship!
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    Omar Rodriguez and the Bosnian Rainbows were sensational. Absolutely bizarre mix of prog, rock, funk, and electro-pop but **** it, it works.
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    geddit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahnz View Post
    Ruined

    Wandered down to the red carpet for the premiere of the Hobbit. Obviously Courtenay Place was petty packed, but I spotted a tree that was just perfect for clambering up and watching the procession. Did so and was just settling in when some dick-swinging **** with a security badge walked up and told me to climb down. When I asked him why he said for 'safety' reasons. When I said that I'd take my chances with the terrifying 7 foot drop he threatened to call for more security. When I said that attempting to forcibly remove me from the tree struck me as considerably more dangerous than just letting me sit there for an hour, he reached for his walkie. Defeated, I climbed down.

    The only thing that consoled me was that I got to tell him that this is the exact kind of teutonic, just-following-orders bull**** that lead to the Holocaust, and that he was worse than Hitler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wellAlbidarned View Post
    LMAO ****ing hell....looks like me chasing the bible bashers on the park the other week!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sledger View Post
    I just love all kinds of balls.

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