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Old 28-11-2012, 05:40 AM   #7696 (permalink)
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shoulda said you were just chillin with your ent buddy
Why did you have to say that? Now I'm going to have to live the rest of my life tortured by never-ending regret at the missed opportunity.
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Old 28-11-2012, 12:10 PM   #7697 (permalink)
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Old 28-11-2012, 12:15 PM   #7698 (permalink)
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Really crappy day

My car wouldn't start, so I got the guys at the garage to come round and have a look. Needed a jump start to get going. At the garage they had a look at the problem and apparently it's the starter motor that's gone. Now for any other vehicle it's an easy fix, but my car's starter motor sits underneath the engine. So now I have to purchase the replacement part which costs £400.00 and then the labour cost plus VAT for the whole job bumps it to £800.00. That is what I have been quoted by my garage!!!
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Old 28-11-2012, 12:19 PM   #7699 (permalink)
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Omar Rodriguez and the Bosnian Rainbows were sensational. Absolutely bizarre mix of prog, rock, funk, and electro-pop but **** it, it works.
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Old 02-12-2012, 11:20 PM   #7702 (permalink)
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Wandered down to the red carpet for the premiere of the Hobbit. Obviously Courtenay Place was petty packed, but I spotted a tree that was just perfect for clambering up and watching the procession. Did so and was just settling in when some dick-swinging **** with a security badge walked up and told me to climb down. When I asked him why he said for 'safety' reasons. When I said that I'd take my chances with the terrifying 7 foot drop he threatened to call for more security. When I said that attempting to forcibly remove me from the tree struck me as considerably more dangerous than just letting me sit there for an hour, he reached for his walkie. Defeated, I climbed down.

The only thing that consoled me was that I got to tell him that this is the exact kind of teutonic, just-following-orders bull**** that lead to the Holocaust, and that he was worse than Hitler.
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Old 03-12-2012, 01:43 AM   #7703 (permalink)
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Old 03-12-2012, 02:54 PM   #7704 (permalink)
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