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    you guys don't punch holes in them for quick access???
    http://www.theguardian.com/sport/blo...cricket-legacy

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    you might be wondering how this works, and all i've gotta say is that when there's a will there's a way

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    The company might be cutting down on international secondments next year and I might have to go back to Sydney end of January.

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    More time with the bois. Can have a smoke again in peace.
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    True, a Duffer "heh" is like 50 likes.

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    My car battery died this morning and my insurance quoted me 118.00 just to get the car towed (didn't include battery replacement) to my local garage (****s), since I am only covered for roadside recovery and not home recovery (****s). Luckily for me my local garage towed the car for free, replaced the battery and did my MOT all for 100.00 by lunch.


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    Ruined - work life in general

    Made - the bottle of whiskey staring at me right now

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    Prince's new drummer.

    She can pound my skins any time, etc.
    Last edited by Top_Cat; 26-11-2012 at 03:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Prince's new drummer.

    She can pound my skins any time, etc.
    I'm sure she's great at playing with just one stick too
    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy Neesham
    Root always sets up the innings well. It's nice having BJ down the order to finish the innings off.
    Exit pursuing a beer

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    Capuchin monkeys reject unequal pay.

    haha, love how agitated the monkey gets almost straight away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Prince's new drummer.

    She can pound my skins any time, etc.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wvdi...eature=related

    Has some chops.

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    Wandered down to the red carpet for the premiere of the Hobbit. Obviously Courtenay Place was petty packed, but I spotted a tree that was just perfect for clambering up and watching the procession. Did so and was just settling in when some dick-swinging **** with a security badge walked up and told me to climb down. When I asked him why he said for 'safety' reasons. When I said that I'd take my chances with the terrifying 7 foot drop he threatened to call for more security. When I said that attempting to forcibly remove me from the tree struck me as considerably more dangerous than just letting me sit there for an hour, he reached for his walkie. Defeated, I climbed down.

    The only thing that consoled me was that I got to tell him that this is the exact kind of teutonic, just-following-orders bull**** that lead to the Holocaust, and that he was worse than Hitler.
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    Well at least you didn't over-react.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahnz View Post
    Ruined

    Wandered down to the red carpet for the premiere of the Hobbit. Obviously Courtenay Place was petty packed, but I spotted a tree that was just perfect for clambering up and watching the procession. Did so and was just settling in when some dick-swinging **** with a security badge walked up and told me to climb down. When I asked him why he said for 'safety' reasons. When I said that I'd take my chances with the terrifying 7 foot drop he threatened to call for more security. When I said that attempting to forcibly remove me from the tree struck me as considerably more dangerous than just letting me sit there for an hour, he reached for his walkie. Defeated, I climbed down.

    The only thing that consoled me was that I got to tell him that this is the exact kind of teutonic, just-following-orders bull**** that lead to the Holocaust, and that he was worse than Hitler.
    Got a mate who worked on the computer graphics for the movie, has been tw33ting pix of the red carpet all day.
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

    Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Well at least you didn't over-react.
    Agreed, it's always important to keep things in perspective.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bahnz View Post
    Ruined

    Wandered down to the red carpet for the premiere of the Hobbit. Obviously Courtenay Place was petty packed, but I spotted a tree that was just perfect for clambering up and watching the procession. Did so and was just settling in when some dick-swinging **** with a security badge walked up and told me to climb down. When I asked him why he said for 'safety' reasons. When I said that I'd take my chances with the terrifying 7 foot drop he threatened to call for more security. When I said that attempting to forcibly remove me from the tree struck me as considerably more dangerous than just letting me sit there for an hour, he reached for his walkie. Defeated, I climbed down.

    The only thing that consoled me was that I got to tell him that this is the exact kind of teutonic, just-following-orders bull**** that lead to the Holocaust, and that he was worse than Hitler.
    I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowd
    one day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
    Overrated XI Warner, Rutherford, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaul

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    shoulda said you were just chillin with your ent buddy



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