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Old 10-11-2012, 05:20 PM   #7576 (permalink)
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Yep, new job in Dunedin. Will keep it largely to myself though. At least for the time being. Similar industry, but different role.
I can take a pretty good guess I think. Congratulations.
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Old 11-11-2012, 01:31 AM   #7577 (permalink)
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Amnesty International - Trial by Timeline

Basically the site takes a look at your FB profile and figures out from the entries what 'crimes' you'd be guilty of in different countries (having a FB profile is a crime in Mali, for example).

I post so much political **** on my profile and I'd only be guilty of 4 crimes in 6 countries, mostly the 'having a FB profile' thing. Kirki's profile is full of funny videos/memes and she is apparently guilty of 60+ crimes in 40-odd countries.

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Old 11-11-2012, 02:48 AM   #7578 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2012, 06:59 AM   #7579 (permalink)
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Just shocked to hear that a classmate of mine was killed in Afghanistan. RIP Captain Rupert Bowers, it was a pleasure to have known you and you were a brave man.

Also very sad to hear that he leaves behind his wife and 1 year old son.
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:35 AM   #7580 (permalink)
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Just shocked to hear that a classmate of mine was killed in Afghanistan. RIP Captain Rupert Bowers, it was a pleasure to have known you and you were a brave man.

Also very sad to hear that he leaves behind his wife and 1 year old son.
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Sad to hear, think most people now are aquainted with someone who's either been killed or injured out there. We lost one of our customers at the pub about 18 months ago. Luckily the friends/family members I've got in the services have been alright so far.


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Amnesty International - Trial by Timeline

Basically the site takes a look at your FB profile and figures out from the entries what 'crimes' you'd be guilty of in different countries (having a FB profile is a crime in Mali, for example).

I post so much political **** on my profile and I'd only be guilty of 4 crimes in 6 countries, mostly the 'having a FB profile' thing. Kirki's profile is full of funny videos/memes and she is apparently guilty of 60+ crimes in 40-odd countries.

da faq Amnesty.
Apparently according that in Czech Republic, I'd be killed by extremists because I moved house by 4 miles. I'd be imprisioned in India for going to a wedding, and beheaded in Saudi (and hung in Iran) for publically supporting the government..
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Old 11-11-2012, 08:58 AM   #7581 (permalink)
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:15 AM   #7582 (permalink)
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Attending 'Ronnie Moore's Sex Party' yesterday got me into all sorts of bother, for Sex Before Marriage and Unauthorised Public Gatherings. Aside from that the only other thing that came up was being a migrant (I live about 4 miles from where I grew up and 10 from where I was born).
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:56 AM   #7583 (permalink)
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Apparently according that in Czech Republic, I'd be killed by extremists because I moved house by 4 miles. I'd be imprisioned in India for going to a wedding, and beheaded in Saudi (and hung in Iran) for publically supporting the government..
Wtf? I know of no extremists targeting people who move their houses
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Just shocked to hear that a classmate of mine was killed in Afghanistan. RIP Captain Rupert Bowers, it was a pleasure to have known you and you were a brave man.

Also very sad to hear that he leaves behind his wife and 1 year old son.
That's terrible news mate. Thoughts with you, his friends and family.
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Old 11-11-2012, 09:15 PM   #7586 (permalink)
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Attending 'Ronnie Moore's Sex Party' yesterday got me into all sorts of bother, for Sex Before Marriage and Unauthorised Public Gatherings. Aside from that the only other thing that came up was being a migrant (I live about 4 miles from where I grew up and 10 from where I was born).
I'm in trouble because some **** posted indecent images of a senile old man on my timeline over the weekend
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