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    A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments. The following conversation had a senior teacher a bit nervous this morning:

    Me: Gee mate, you're here early. Did you wet the bed?
    Other guy: yeah, it's how I prefer to wake up in the morning.
    Me: Saves money on an alarm clock I suppose.

    At that point the senior teacher cut in with "guys..." as a warning to stop.

    It's such a ****.

    Another teacher was warned to take down a ransom note made up 6 months ago as a joke when someone borrowed her fan that was signed by 'Fanny Blades' due to Fanny having several meanings, despite the fact that it's clear in the context it's in it isn't rude.

    It's like being stuck in an episode of 'When Beige People Attack'


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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco View Post
    Ruined

    A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Son Of Coco View Post
    Ruined

    A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments. The following conversation had a senior teacher a bit nervous this morning:

    Me: Gee mate, you're here early. Did you wet the bed?
    Other guy: yeah, it's how I prefer to wake up in the morning.
    Me: Saves money on an alarm clock I suppose.

    At that point the senior teacher cut in with "guys..." as a warning to stop.

    It's such a ****.

    Another teacher was warned to take down a ransom note made up 6 months ago as a joke when someone borrowed her fan that was signed by 'Fanny Blades' due to Fanny having several meanings, despite the fact that it's clear in the context it's in it isn't rude.

    It's like being stuck in an episode of 'When Beige People Attack'


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    At this afternoon's peer development session we submitted the following idea for a listening with the topic being utilities and rental agreements:

    Students listen to Raoul, who is at a sauna in Turkey, telling his friends about the problems he is having with his plumbing.

    The rebellion is underway
    See you later, state educator.
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