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Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Only in Japan
Watched mate cock up on Deal or No Deal.
don't leave us hanging
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
can stil buy a lot of kfc and nutella
A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments. The following conversation had a senior teacher a bit nervous this morning:
Me: Gee mate, you're here early. Did you wet the bed?
Other guy: yeah, it's how I prefer to wake up in the morning.
Me: Saves money on an alarm clock I suppose.
At that point the senior teacher cut in with "guys..." as a warning to stop.
It's such a ****.
Another teacher was warned to take down a ransom note made up 6 months ago as a joke when someone borrowed her fan that was signed by 'Fanny Blades' due to Fanny having several meanings, despite the fact that it's clear in the context it's in it isn't rude.
It's like being stuck in an episode of 'When Beige People Attack'
At this afternoon's peer development session we submitted the following idea for a listening with the topic being utilities and rental agreements:
Students listen to Raoul, who is at a sauna in Turkey, telling his friends about the problems he is having with his plumbing.
The rebellion is underway
"What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)
R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best
R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi
Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath
"How about you do something contstructive in this forum for once and not fill the forum with ****. You offer nothing." - theegyptian.
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Come on, that was funny.
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Hope is the fuel of progress and fear is the prison in which you put yourself" - Tony Benn
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