Lord Presents..What Made Your Day + What Ruined Your Day IV - Page 501

Top_Cat · 31-10-2012, 01:54 AM

So, so good.

How Black People See White Culture - a must see! - YouTube

wellAlbidarned · 31-10-2012, 01:57 AM

Jehovah's witnesses telling deaf people not to masturbate overdubbed with 50 cent

genius

benchmark00 · 31-10-2012, 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Top_Cat

So, so good.

How Black People See White Culture - a must see! - YouTube

Have you ever noticed how North Edinburgh golfers putt like this......And South Edinburgh golfers putt like this?

duffer · 31-10-2012, 02:22 AM

Only in Japan

_Ed_ · 31-10-2012, 02:23 AM

Amazing.

Manee · 31-10-2012, 05:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by benchmark00

Have you ever noticed how North Edinburgh golfers putt like this......And South Edinburgh golfers putt like this?

White people have name like Lenny and black people have names like Karl...

vic_orthdox · 01-11-2012, 04:15 AM

Made

Watched mate cock up on Deal or No Deal.

Spikey · 01-11-2012, 04:17 AM

don't leave us hanging

vic_orthdox · 01-11-2012, 04:59 AM

Left with $750.

Spikey · 01-11-2012, 05:03 AM

can stil buy a lot of kfc and nutella

Son Of Coco · 01-11-2012, 06:14 AM

Ruined

A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments. The following conversation had a senior teacher a bit nervous this morning:

Me: Gee mate, you're here early. Did you wet the bed?
Other guy: yeah, it's how I prefer to wake up in the morning.
Me: Saves money on an alarm clock I suppose.

At that point the senior teacher cut in with "guys..." as a warning to stop.

It's such a ****.

Another teacher was warned to take down a ransom note made up 6 months ago as a joke when someone borrowed her fan that was signed by 'Fanny Blades' due to Fanny having several meanings, despite the fact that it's clear in the context it's in it isn't rude.

It's like being stuck in an episode of 'When Beige People Attack'

Made

At this afternoon's peer development session we submitted the following idea for a listening with the topic being utilities and rental agreements:

Students listen to Raoul, who is at a sauna in Turkey, telling his friends about the problems he is having with his plumbing.

The rebellion is underway

cpr · 01-11-2012, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Of Coco

Ruined

A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments.

Didn't know you worked with <INSERT RANDOM MOD (not Fusion, he might think its deliberate)>

nightprowler10 · 02-11-2012, 07:31 AM

Guys...

Burgey · 02-11-2012, 07:37 AM

Come on, that was funny.

Burgey · 02-11-2012, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Son Of Coco

Ruined

A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments. The following conversation had a senior teacher a bit nervous this morning:

Me: Gee mate, you're here early. Did you wet the bed?
Other guy: yeah, it's how I prefer to wake up in the morning.
Me: Saves money on an alarm clock I suppose.

At that point the senior teacher cut in with "guys..." as a warning to stop.

It's such a ****.

Another teacher was warned to take down a ransom note made up 6 months ago as a joke when someone borrowed her fan that was signed by 'Fanny Blades' due to Fanny having several meanings, despite the fact that it's clear in the context it's in it isn't rude.

It's like being stuck in an episode of 'When Beige People Attack'

Made

At this afternoon's peer development session we submitted the following idea for a listening with the topic being utilities and rental agreements:

Students listen to Raoul, who is at a sauna in Turkey, telling his friends about the problems he is having with his plumbing.

The rebellion is underway

See you later, state educator.
- Malcolm Tucker

31-10-2012, 01:54 AM	#7501 (permalink)
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31-10-2012, 01:57 AM	#7502 (permalink)
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31-10-2012, 02:22 AM	#7504 (permalink)
duffer International Coach Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: So appalled... Posts: 11,338	Only in Japan __________________ We talking about practice

01-11-2012, 04:17 AM	#7508 (permalink)
Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 23,979	don't leave us hanging __________________ Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ? With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left

01-11-2012, 06:14 AM	#7511 (permalink)
Son Of Coco Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,055	Ruined A couple of tosspots in the staffroom have complained because they have no sense of humour and don't like any jokes being told...cue staff now not knowing what they can and can't say without receiving a warning for inappropriate comments. The following conversation had a senior teacher a bit nervous this morning: Me: Gee mate, you're here early. Did you wet the bed? Other guy: yeah, it's how I prefer to wake up in the morning. Me: Saves money on an alarm clock I suppose. At that point the senior teacher cut in with "guys..." as a warning to stop. It's such a **. Another teacher was warned to take down a ransom note made up 6 months ago as a joke when someone borrowed her fan that was signed by 'Fanny Blades' due to Fanny having several meanings, despite the fact that it's clear in the context it's in it isn't rude. It's like being stuck in an episode of 'When Beige People Attack' Made At this afternoon's peer development session we submitted the following idea for a listening with the topic being utilities and rental agreements: Students listen to Raoul, who is at a sauna in Turkey, telling his friends about the problems he is having with his plumbing. The rebellion is underway __________________ "What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro) R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi** Member of the Church of the Holy Glenn McGrath

31-10-2012, 02:23 AM	#7505 (permalink)
_Ed_ Hall of Fame Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Auckland, Aotearoa Posts: 19,094	Amazing.

01-11-2012, 04:15 AM	#7507 (permalink)
vic_orthdox Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 24,363	Made Watched mate cock up on Deal or No Deal.

01-11-2012, 04:59 AM	#7509 (permalink)
vic_orthdox Global Moderator Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 24,363	Left with $750.

01-11-2012, 05:03 AM	#7510 (permalink)
Spikey Cricket Web: All-Time Legend Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: All Glory To The Nev Posts: 23,979	can stil buy a lot of kfc and nutella

02-11-2012, 07:31 AM	#7513 (permalink)
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02-11-2012, 07:37 AM	#7514 (permalink)
Burgey Cricket Web Staff Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: The Castle Posts: 35,117	Come on, that was funny. __________________ WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie "People make me happy.. not places.. people" "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson "Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"

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