Rummaged through bin looking and eventually ifinding old keno ticket that the mrs thought was rubbish
Annoyed, decided to head into casino early to blow some cash on pokies, just won a grand jackpot
Oh and I won $2 on keno
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
I spent a whole 7 bucks winning that jackpot too. In shock tbh. Nice way to make some money on my day off.
I don't feel poorer for not having played AFL when I was younger. But I do have friends who never played any football or cricket when they were younger but went to uni and took up American Football and loved it. So it's nice to have an alternative for people who aren't attracted to the more mainstream sports.
My grammar school refused to start a football team, fearing that it would affect the standing of their rugby team, and I've always been bitter about it. Kids shouldn't have old men deciding what sports they can and can't play.
Ours was the same - They relented and allowed a 6th form Football team. By which point any who were good had been poached by Utd and City's acadamies and moved schools (Utd sent my mate to Ashton - their school basically - as they got pissed that he broke his collarbone in a rugby match)
Would've loved a chance younger to take up something a bit different. More fun as it evens out the playing field a bit
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Cooked own pancakes, all of them turned out well. Not a bastard child in the bunch.
Have a glorious afternoon of Bayesian probabilities and Poission distributions ahead.
Openly being sledged by Burge on my Facebook wall. Leg-breaks at 22 paces, ****.
"The Australian cricket captain is the Prime Minister Australia wishes it had. Steve Waugh is that man, Michael Clarke is not." - Jarrod Kimber
RIP Fardin Qayyumi and Craig Walsh - true icons of CricketWeb.
I got great enjoyment shouting "WHY THE **** ISN'T THIS GAME BEING PLAYED AT THE BASIN?!>!?!?" to reasonably significant cheers from the sparse crowdOverrated XI Warner, Rutherford, Steve Smith, Rahane, Bairstow, Alecz Day, Donovan Grobelaar, Luke Ronchi, Faulkner, Dan Christian, Permaulone day NZ will bring chappell to his knees in a puddle of his own tears and you'll see Phlegm on his belly greedily tasting every delicious tear before watching the hope fade from that old ****s eyes.
just bought my first half decent Tv - no more 32 inch TV in the lounge room!
Panasonic VIErA TH-P50U50A 50 inch 127cm Full HD Plasma TV THP50U50A | BigBrownBox
Plus the folks are giving me some cash towards it - call it a Christmas present.
The criticisms and bad reviews said tv is about to receive from everyone.
Avatar now by choice. 5-0 in the Ashes and all.
**** I love Gangnam Style. Genuinely love listening to the song.
Heard it for the first time just now. Vomiting aws.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Too many bones, not enough CASH!!
you need to see the video though. funny.
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