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Thread: Lord Presents..What Made Your Day + What Ruined Your Day IV

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    m00pheh, c00neys burnt down not long ago if you didn't know.
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        Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, 
        miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!

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    Allegedly. I haven't been in gong since.

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    was this before or after benchmark00 left the country?
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    m00pheh, c00neys burnt down not long ago if you didn't know.
    wtf?

    Was it due to the heat generated on that ****ing dance floor during summer? Wouldn't have killed the ****s to put some air vents in.
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

    Thanks.


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    Ample amounts of groinal sweat were produced every Saturday night in December and January.

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    means 'play time here' FYI

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    My son went to an athletics camp sponsored by Puma and did a speed test yesterday where he recorded the highest top speed of any of the 6500 kids of 16 years or younger tested in the Middle East this year.

    Not bad for a 6 year old

    Ruined:

    Would've been even faster if his Mum had been chasing him with the wooden spoon

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    Jesus! That's bloody impressive!

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    How is that possible? Did you launch him out of a cannon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Adamc View Post
    How is that possible? Did you launch him out of a cannon?
    Ha ha

    Whilst I know that he can run like a scalded cat (he won his race at the Dubai Scools sports day by a street), I can only assume that the teenagers that they tested were slugs

    Having said that, the woman who hosted the event for Puma is a professional triathlete who competed at the Beijing Olympics and his top speed was less than 1 k short of hers

    Her first reaction was to say "Oh my god" 3 times

    They then made him do it again with similar results and she did it herself to prove that the thing was working properly

    Anyway, gives me bragging rights for a while and he is happy as they gave him some presents to take away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Ruined

    Saw someone's professionally done baby photo.......and it was airbrushed. The **** is wrong with people?
    This website might explain it:

    You Are Not a Photographer | Exposing fauxtographers since 2011

    It's mainly shots taken by people who have had a dSLR for a week or so and have decided to become 'professional' photographers. It's quite entertaining.
    "What is this what is this who is this guy shouting what is this going on in here?" - CP. (re: psxpro)

    R.I.P Craigos, you were a champion bloke. One of the best

    R.I.P Fardin 'Bob' Qayyumi

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    Wifey finally made some money from the photography business she's been wanting to get off the ground.

    I'm trying to get a website going for her as well, anyone know what's the best place to get a domain name from?
    RIP Craigos

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    Ruined
    - made redundant. thx carbon tax. back to living with my parents and working bar for 200 bucks a week, it'll be good to be a balding 26 year old 18yo again.
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    Ouch. No NBA or else thered be a silver lining to all this. That is if you could afford League Pass.



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