"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Ausage, I hear Prince Charles and Andy Caddick both suffer from the same problem.
i've had just about enough of these mother ****ing light bulbs blowing,
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
Tried practicing your aria in a dark room?
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Too many bones, not enough CASH!!
chin up buddy
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . For support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
Let's smack some tins and head to the Cross.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Interested to find out what Edmunds' threshold for expressing sympathy is.
Out of m&m's.
"Under the spreading chestnut tree,
I sold you and you sold me."
I ran out of nutella before but a crisis was avoided
that's no nutella
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