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    Haha, wtf. Was thinking "this is all kind of normal"... until the runway showed up. Pilot must have had balls of steel to attempt that one.

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    How to torture your friends: 1) Steal friend's phone 2) Change your name in his address book to "Cow" 3) Start mooing.

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    Ha, that's fantastic.

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    Hello

    Firstly – allow me to say thank you very much for your application to the BBC New Comedy Award 2012 – we had an amazing amount of entries and the competition has been extremely strong this year. From 800 applications we’ve had to whittle down to just 80 places at the heats.

    You are one of the 80 acts that really stood out for us, and we would love to see you in the regional heats!

    Now, apologies – we are running a little behind and we still need to do a little work to get everyone arranged into heats, but we will be in touch in the next couple of days to confirm which heat we’d like to place you in. If there have been any changes to the dates you can or can’t do (which you told us on your application form) then please do let us know as it will make the process a little easier.

    We will be in touch again in the next couple of days.

    CONGRATULATIONS! We are very excited to see you soon!

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    YAY!
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    and......

    Apple's not in it for the money, says Ive

    Well, there it is people. Apple aren't in it for the money. The yearly incremental upgrades to existing products which could just as easily have been added earlier, deliberate hardware and software changes to cripple older, perfectly functional products, their peripherals and non-Apple software as well as using the courts to go after your competition, suing the **** out of companies whose slidebar looks vaguely like yours, yup, all about good design and making the best products.

    Apple is a charity, clearly.
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    There was another one where all it said was "Chris Brown hits women. No stars."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    and......

    Apple's not in it for the money, says Ive

    Well, there it is people. Apple aren't in it for the money. The yearly incremental upgrades to existing products which could just as easily have been added earlier, deliberate hardware and software changes to cripple older, perfectly functional products, their peripherals and non-Apple software as well as using the courts to go after your competition, suing the **** out of companies whose slidebar looks vaguely like yours, yup, all about good design and making the best products.

    Apple is a charity, clearly.
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    Was thinking about a time I was teaching at a primary school. It was my first day and I knew vaguely where I was but not how to get back onto the main road to take me home. So I asked a girl's dad for directions. He was a blind man with a guide dog but directed me to the bus stop. I say 'but'...of course he knows directions...still a bit of a bizarre occurrence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Top_Cat View Post
    Sir Jonathan said the company, which sold 26 million iPhones in the last quarter, nearly abandoned the device because it couldn't work out how to stop users from activating the touchscreen with their ears during calls
    WTF, it still does that all the time. All of a sudden it switches from handset to speaker cause my ear hit the button. Absolute bull!

    They clearly haven't gotten it working so why didn't they abandon it? It's all about the product right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    There was another one where all it said was "Chris Brown hits women. No stars."
    That's letting his repugnant autotuned abominations get off far too lightly.

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    The truly NSFL aspect of Chris Brown for me is that Team Breezy has tons of female fans who defend him and bag Rihanna, not just in a general sense but around the specific assault on her perp'd by him. It.....I.........

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