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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Haha, similar situation.

    Submitted wrong assignment by online submission, and hadn't handed in a hard copy version yet, so I'm ass****ed. It's about 10 days late, and I got it done 9 days ago. Serves me right for being such a lazy **** and not getting the hard copy in straight away. But basically, I'm screwed.
    Haha, ouch.

    What I did though was worse because it wasn't one dumb mistake, it was many.

    - Wrote down completely illogical bull**** which makes no sense at all, an example of which was accidentally writing (in effect) "Assume X is true." for a question that said "Prove X is true." Examiner got so confused by that and other weirdness in that question that he gave me no marks. Few of those.
    - Answered the "wrong" question, ie. didn't read the question properly, got confused
    - Accidentally skipped parts of questions for no apparent reason, often easy parts
    - Failed to notice an entire question actually existed, first I found out about it was upon getting the exam back.

    ****ing terrible.
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    Sounds interesting.


    Back to chips though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
    Hate Smiths' choice to bring out thin cut chips. Gimme crinkle, if I wanted thinly sliced I'd buy Thins.
    it's a rare case of increased competition bringing about market failure imo.
    Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?

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    they got these bad boys in ****eland?


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    Are you a kingston or a monte carlo man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    Thoroughly ruined

    Analysis exam back today. Absolutely ****ing poleaxed. Just about everything I could have ****ed up I ****ed up, including the litany of classic Spark mistakes from years ago which cost me easy marks (except that was most of the ****ing exam). Will need to absolutely ace the final or I'm in deep ****.
    Let ε be Spark's analysis mark....
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    'Tis indeed arbitrarily small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vic_orthdox View Post
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    Are you a kingston or a monte carlo man?
    kingston every day of the week

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey View Post
    kingston every day of the week
    The **** is wrong with you? Worst thing with Assorterd Creams is when they've been in the packet a bit too long and the Monte Carlos taste like all the filler biscuits.
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Yeah, monte carlo man first, myself.

    Kingston comes second.

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    maybe you two should go join skidmark in Europe, you dumb ****s

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spark View Post
    - Wrote down completely illogical bull**** which makes no sense at all, an example of which was accidentally writing (in effect) "Assume X is true." for a question that said "Prove X is true." Examiner got so confused by that and other weirdness in that question that he gave me no marks. Few of those.
    If its any consolation, that would've scored top marks in a Theology exam
    "All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
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    GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
    Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
    Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers

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    14th journey between home and the capital and I finally land myself in first class. No more mixing with riff raff, just a shame for the folk of first class that I degrade it so much.

    Ruined

    Mega delays at Euston. Will miss connections at Chester and not get home til late. Balls.
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    gimh has now surpassed richard as the greatest cw member ever imo

    RIP Craigos. A true CW legend. You will be missed.

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    Hope you spent it in the pub there. Still insist its got some of the nicest pub food ever.

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    The pub next to the first class lounge? Had a couple of Guinness there last Friday, have never eaten in there though. Never been able to get a seat tbh.



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