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Thread: Lord Presents..What Made Your Day + What Ruined Your Day IV

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    Further made:



    Beware the lollipop of mediocrity. Lick once and you suck forever...

    RIP Fardin Qayyumi, a true legend of CW

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    Bradman never had to face quicks like Sharma and Irfan Pathan. He wouldn't of lasted a ball against those 2, not to mention a spinner like Sehwag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flem274* View Post
    If I wanted everybody to know, I would made sure our video went viral.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Craig View Post
    Further made:



    Quote Originally Posted by Athlai View Post
    Jeets doesn't really deserve to be bowling.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    in the future where we're all social justice-y Cribb can ride down the street to pick up some raw milk from Coles on a motorised esky while smoking meth, firing an RPG into the air, and carrying the case of British-import Stella he's polygamously (and privately) married alongside a genderfluid Zambian businessperson and a coke-snorting 18-year-old cyborg girl.
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    To be fair, how many people with the name Kirbby have been awarded PhDs?


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    Just had the 'just friends' chat with bird in sydney...spewing.
    Parmi

    Avatar courtesy of GIMH. I in no way support the English cricket team.

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    Really sorry to hear that.

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    She didn't choose you, harden up etc etc
    I am a brave man, I am a coward. I am the tiger, I am the flower.
    I am honest, and I'm a liar. I am vital, I am tired.
    I am a free man, I am caught. From where I am, I see the top.
    I am most importantly never concerned with what I am not.
    Forever, more than just surviving.
    THIS IS MY LIFE AND THIS LIFE IS MY DIAMOND

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    Quote Originally Posted by dontcloseyoureyes View Post
    She didn't choose you, harden up etc etc
    fair call.

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    Take her out to sizzler and get her drunk on cheese toast. Then you can take her under the sneeze guard. Post dessert obv.
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    Kohli. Do something in test cricket for once please.

    Thanks.

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    Already took her to sizzler. When i mentoned pizza hut as a second date is when she brought up just friends.....might text her in 32 minutes to ask if she wants sizzler again...if no response after 49 minutes I'll text back another suggestion

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    Quote Originally Posted by ripper868 View Post
    Already took her to sizzler. When i mentoned pizza hut as a second date is when she brought up just friends.....might text her in 32 minutes to ask if she wants sizzler again...if no response after 49 minutes I'll text back another suggestion
    Outback Steakhouse imo.

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    Wicked Wings as the desperation move.

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    Should i get a mazda? you think she'd like a mazda?

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    Nothing says 'I want to do you' quite like a Mazda
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    3. Although Cow Tipping is a hilarious student game in backwater towns such as Bangor, there really is no need for Mitchell to cover one side of the cow in superglue

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    Or a Camry.
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    True, a Duffer "heh" is like 50 likes.



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