"Under the spreading chestnut tree,
I sold you and you sold me."
Hilarious.
Celebrating the defining moments of CW:
JMAS- What a guyJono: And no one likes your idea because its ****ty American poo.
Nnanden: Same, but that's because Andy OWNS MY SOUL
silentstriker: I'll start fishing for compliments when I can see all of my junk when I look down.
Have you been tested?
In memory of Fardin Qayyumi, a true legend of CW
That's brilliant.
WWCC - Loyaulte Mi Lie
"People make me happy.. not places.. people"
"When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life." - Samuel Johnson
"Oh my God, there's a castle! A castle!"
Ruined
Still no internet at home
Too many work projects all being due on the same day
Made
Getting a new phone hopefully tonight
Hopefully going out for a few beers tonight, living out of home and nobody is going to nag me![]()
Ruined
Still no internet at home
Too many work projects all being due on the same day
Made
Getting a new phone hopefully tonight
Hopefully going out for a few beers tonight, living out of home and nobody is going to nag me![]()
The one, the only CW Black
Code:47.3 W Coppinger to Heads Smacked the ball straight into the groin of Iwuajoku who has fallen over, miraculously with the ball still caught in his scrotal area! Out!
Made
Just about the most brutal review I've read from a mainstream source:
JERSEY Shore (Tuesdays, 9.30pm on MTV) is the most life-changing show on television. Everyone should watch it. It will work a miracle on your soul. Inspire you to be a better person. Make you appreciate your life. Encourage you to cherish things you’ve always overlooked.
Jersey Shore accomplishes this impressive feat by being so unspeakably bad it makes everything that isn’t Jersey Shore look wonderful, like green pastures filled with gangly newborn lambs and gurgling brooks and sunshine.
I’m serious. This show makes vomit look good. It makes Twi-mums look good. It makes the music of Justin Bieber sound good. It even makes Charlie Sheen look good. In fact, if my life after Jersey Shore consists solely of a horde of Twi-mums singing barbershop quartet renditions of Justin Bieber songs while Charlie Sheen vomits all over me, I will be genuinely delighted. Rapt. Relieved.
I will never take anything for granted again.
President of SKAS - Kat is King | Proud member of CVAAS - One of the best | LRPLTAS - Rosco rocks!
The NZTailender Supporting XI:
L Vincent, H Rutherford, N Broom, Craig Cachopa, D Brownlie, BJ Watling, D de Boorder+, I Sodhi, B Wheeler, H Bennett, A Milne
Go Tigers!
R.I.P. Fardin & Craig
Made My Day
- Didn't do a whole lot. Will catch up on assignments tonight hopefully
Ruined My Day
- Had a taxi run up the back of me pretty majorly. A truck pulled out in front of me then stopped realising I was there...but as it had stopped in my lane all I could do was stop as well. Taxi kept coming. Back of my car is bunged and I can't put the boot up, but the taxi fell to pieces and had to be toed. Third accident in three years and I wasn't to blame for any of them.
- Have had too many skittles. Have an abundance of multi-coloured sugar phlegm.
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