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    Why are you heading to Europe in the first place, Burgey? Apart from beers with Corrin, obvs.
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    Only a bunch of convicts having been beaten 3-0 and gone 9 tests without a win and won just 1 in 11 against England could go into the home series saying they will win. England will win in Australia again this winter as they are a better side which they have shown this summer. 3-0 doesn't lie girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by andyc View Post
    Why are you heading to Europe in the first place, Burgey? Apart from beers with Corrin, obvs.
    Some important matters need my urgent attention mate. One in particular.

    And unfortunately Corrin can't make the meet up.
    Last edited by Burgey; 06-05-2010 at 09:37 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Some important matters need my urgent attention mate.

    And unfortunately Corrin can't make the meet up.
    I might make it to England next year (I have unresolved issues with British Immigration Officers), don't think anybody would want to meet up with me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Retox View Post
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    METALLICA TICKETS!!!
    Do you know the set list? Tempted to go
    Mark Waugh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Got_Spin View Post
    Do you know the set list? Tempted to go
    Sorry, I don't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by silentstriker View Post
    Oh shut it. Having to dye your hair is a whole different proposition to not having hair to dry.
    My beard's become a temporary asylum to ginger follicles. Interestingly, they're all on the right side of my face. Sorely tempted to give them the dye treatment.
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    Apparently I talk in my sleep. Bye bye secrets.
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    If GI 'Best Poster On The Forum' Joe says it then it must be true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by G.I.Joe View Post
    Ruined

    Apparently I talk in my sleep. Bye bye secrets.
    Mate, he's not worth it. I don't care how good the sodomy is.

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    Watching wannabe student politicians whore themselves out to complete strangers.


    Ruined:

    Living with my grandmother, who agreed to put me up on the condition I got a haircut. Semi-afro, we hardly knew ye.

    6 weeks behind on uni readings, lining up for an academic pwning.

    Putting on a metric ****load of weight - in memoriam of double quarter pounders with bacon.

    Money is not funny, and I'm fairly sure I'm on the antipode* of the rich man's world.



    *JFGI.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongHopCassidy View Post
    Mate, he's not worth it. I don't care how good the sodomy is.
    Thanks mate. That takes a load off my back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LongHopCassidy View Post
    My beard's become a temporary asylum to ginger follicles. Interestingly, they're all on the right side of my face. Sorely tempted to give them the dye treatment.
    Is it the same with that arse hair you were talking about yesterday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Is it the same with that arse hair you were talking about yesterday?
    No - it's relatively reactionary, given all the **** that it passes.

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    Found out a director at a client of ours that we had to endure for a few months got himself into a little trouble. Was one of those guys who said whatever he wanted, whenever he wanted to and got away with it because of his position. Once had a phone convo with the bloke where he threatened me and a colleague that if we didn't get something through over the weekend that we "shouldn't bother turning up on Monday and I'll ****ing make sure you won't want to."

    Turns out the gaping asshole got drunk and started "acting innapropriately" at a work function and is now out on his arse, no retrenchment package, a sexual harrassment charge and a mud name in the industry. Rumour has it he wasn't the best at saving his money either. **** off buttmunch.



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