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Old 18-05-2010, 09:45 AM   #661 (permalink)
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I'm wondering whether the offer of a chocolate fish from an attractive co-worker is enough to convince me to swap shifts with her next week, leaving me working 4-11 on my birthday (no one at work knows it's my birthday, so she's not being deliberately harsh in asking).

I'm not celebrating with my mates until the weekend, so I guess I wouldn't be missing out on any quality drinking time. And my plans are only to have lunch with my family that day, so that also won't be messed around with.

Plus I always like to be willing to help out my workmates and stuff. It's good to put things like that in the performance review. Except this year's one was just last week, so I'd have to save this for a year. Is clinging to something a year old as evidence of my good-employeeness acceptable conduct in performance review situations?


That has to be a euphemism...
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Old 18-05-2010, 09:51 AM   #662 (permalink)
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I'd do it for the chocolate fish let alone the end of year brownie points.

Anyway; thinking of how much I love music.
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Old 18-05-2010, 01:16 PM   #663 (permalink)
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Old 18-05-2010, 01:18 PM   #664 (permalink)
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Old 18-05-2010, 11:32 PM   #665 (permalink)
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That has to be a euphemism...
Haha, crikey. Hadn't considered that possibility.

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Old 19-05-2010, 12:07 AM   #666 (permalink)
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Did i Just use tbh in a business email?

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Old 19-05-2010, 12:14 AM   #667 (permalink)
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Is it so hard to say, "I have plans that I can't change"?

Even if you don't have any, Christ Almighty, it's your birthday. Do something ffs.
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Old 19-05-2010, 12:17 AM   #668 (permalink)
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I'm doing something on Friday night and having a family lunch on the Wednesday. Don't want to overdo it. 24's not a big number.
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Old 19-05-2010, 12:56 AM   #669 (permalink)
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Try telling Jack Bauer that.
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Old 19-05-2010, 01:28 AM   #670 (permalink)
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I'm doing something on Friday night and having a family lunch on the Wednesday. Don't want to overdo it. 24's not a big number.
Awta, no fuss birthdya for me as well - Going to see Wallabies vs Ireland at Suncorp with the Olds, maybe to the Pub after if other mates are planning to attend the match...otherwise i'll be sleeping.
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Old 19-05-2010, 01:38 AM   #671 (permalink)
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You should make the trip down for my 25th ripper. Don't worry, it's on a Friday.
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I'm thinking that those car alarms that alternate through different sounds are inherently funny.
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You should make the trip down for my 25th ripper. Don't worry, it's on a Friday.
When is it and how much are we losing at Jupiters?
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When is it and how much are we losing at Jupiters?
June 11. How much we lose? Well that depends on how much you have...
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Why does nobody seem to carry a camera to all these CW meetups?
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