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    Few things piss me off more than helicopter parents. Honestly, there's 40 kids here at rep trials and some of these ****s hang around in the bowling run ups egging their kids on. Just let them enjoy it ffs.

    Hang out away from the nets or go for a run you ****ing numpties.
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    give em a pair of scissors each and tell em to manicure the outfield
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    Helicopter mum here bemoaning that her lawn mowing bloke came on Monday and not Friday. Hates it when the lawn is mowed early in the week and looks shabby by Saturday. Obviously no mirrors at her joint, or she'd have a better idea what shabby looks like.

    Then there's the crack on the pool and it's leaking a bit. I recommend she goes and inspects it herself - face down for an hour and a half.
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    Seriously honey. Go bake some cookies for afternoon tea.

    This is flat out punishing.


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    "I'm very conscious my son is playing a lot of cricket lately".

    Why don't you get him to mow the ****ing lawn then?
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    , thanks for this good entertainment on a Sunday morning mate. Keep it up.

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    Seems the selectors have decided 'copter mum's young bloke needs a rest from second round trials next Sunday morning.

    She was last seen remonstrating with the coach and manager.

    Won't someone think of the lawns?!

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    its not the kids fault his mums a dickhead burgey dont forget that

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    Quote Originally Posted by uvelocity View Post
    its not the kids fault his mums a dickhead burgey dont forget that
    Oh I know. I feel sorry for the young bloke. Seems a good kid. Was just there havin a go like they all are. I thought he should have been asked back personally, but I suspect his mum being such hard work might have gone against him.

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    Which it shouldn't.

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    no it should
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    Any MILFs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spikey View Post
    no it should
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    burgey knows the kid shouldve been asked back cause he was standing in the run ups watching him all day

    #copter
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    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    Helicopter mum here bemoaning that her lawn mowing bloke came on Monday and not Friday. Hates it when the lawn is mowed early in the week and looks shabby by Saturday. Obviously no mirrors at her joint, or she'd have a better idea what shabby looks like.

    Then there's the crack on the pool and it's leaking a bit. I recommend she goes and inspects it herself - face down for an hour and a half.
    Quote Originally Posted by Burgey View Post
    "I'm very conscious my son is playing a lot of cricket lately".

    Why don't you get him to mow the ****ing lawn then?
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