"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts.. . For support rather than illumination. " - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
Get her drunk and cop a leg bye.
Parmi | #1 draft pick | Jake King is **** | Big Bash League tipping champion of the universeCome and Paint Turtle
Also the method of the raised finger is important, don't forget that. Don't want to do it too fast or too slow.
<insert poor joke about inspecting the wicket the night before the match>
"All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusions is called a philosopher." - Ambrose Bierce
Langeveldt: I of course blame their parents.. and unchecked immigration!
GingerFurball: He's Austrian, they tend to produce the odd ****ed up individual
Burgey: Be careful dealing with neighbours whose cars don't have wheels but whose houses do.
Uppercut: Maybe I just need better strippers
Second morning running you wake up hear the news and your jaw hits the floor. Yesterday it was Blade Runner and today it is Michael le Vell (actor in Coronation Street for last 30 years) who has been charged with 19 sex offences including raping a child.
Crazy news, both shocking.
Today on the way to the train station I passed by two street performers who have been there for weeks
person a) is a ukulele player who repeats the same riff over and over again. He doesn't even know a song.
person b) is some big mother who insists on strumming the guitar a few times and then tapping the wood of the guitar with his hand like it is a drum.
Both of them are useless.
I considered insulting person a's musical abilities today but sanity prevailed and I passed him by,
Last edited by Hurricane; 15-02-2013 at 01:39 AM.
I'm trying my hardest okay
Exit pursuing a beer
iPad reeking havoc here. Has Cribb's avatar below everyone's avatar, even when Cribbeh hasn't posted on the page.
Apologies if I mistake you for Cribb and reply with undue hostility.
stop talking in 3rd person cribb
Indians can't bowl - Where has the rumour come from as I myself and many indian friends arwe competent fast bowlers ?
With the English bid I said: Let us be brief. If you give back the Falkland Islands, which belong to us, you will get my vote. They then became sad and left
Nothing like a landing in heavy crosswinds and wind shear to wake you up in the morning.
+ time's fickle card game ~ with you and i +
get ready for a broken ****in' arm
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