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Old 07-02-2013, 05:21 PM   #4966 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:21 PM   #4967 (permalink)
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The members of this site surely realise that they pretty much copy everything m00pheh does or says? Nearly every acronym used on this site was invented in msn group convos 5 years ago. Anyone remember DAC?

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Old 07-02-2013, 05:28 PM   #4968 (permalink)
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Also the method of the raised finger is important, don't forget that. Don't want to do it too fast or too slow.
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:38 PM   #4969 (permalink)
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:42 PM   #4970 (permalink)
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Also the method of the raised finger is important, don't forget that. Don't want to do it too fast or too slow.
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The Filth have comfortably the better bowling. But the Gash have the batting. Might be quite good to watch.
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Old 07-02-2013, 05:49 PM   #4971 (permalink)
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Old 15-02-2013, 01:17 AM   #4972 (permalink)
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Second morning running you wake up hear the news and your jaw hits the floor. Yesterday it was Blade Runner and today it is Michael le Vell (actor in Coronation Street for last 30 years) who has been charged with 19 sex offences including raping a child.

Crazy news, both shocking.
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Old 15-02-2013, 01:32 AM   #4973 (permalink)
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Second morning running you wake up hear the news and your jaw hits the floor. Yesterday it was Blade Runner and today it is Michael le Vell (actor in Coronation Street for last 30 years) who has been charged with 19 sex offences including raping a child.

Crazy news, both shocking.
They always make cases like that front page news for weeks. Anything involving sex no matter how illegal, disgusting, or distasteful lasts in the media forever.
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Old 15-02-2013, 01:36 AM   #4974 (permalink)
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Today on the way to the train station I passed by two street performers who have been there for weeks

person a) is a ukulele player who repeats the same riff over and over again. He doesn't even know a song.

person b) is some big mother who insists on strumming the guitar a few times and then tapping the wood of the guitar with his hand like it is a drum.

Both of them are useless.

I considered insulting person a's musical abilities today but sanity prevailed and I passed him by,

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Old 15-02-2013, 01:41 AM   #4975 (permalink)
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Old 20-02-2013, 01:28 AM   #4976 (permalink)
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iPad reeking havoc here. Has Cribb's avatar below everyone's avatar, even when Cribbeh hasn't posted on the page.

Apologies if I mistake you for Cribb and reply with undue hostility.
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Old 20-02-2013, 01:33 AM   #4977 (permalink)
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Old 22-02-2013, 05:16 PM   #4978 (permalink)
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Nothing like a landing in heavy crosswinds and wind shear to wake you up in the morning.
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Nothing like a landing in heavy crosswinds and wind shear to wake you up in the morning.
Seeing a legless man on his stumps with a pistol aimed at you is pretty awakening too.
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