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Old 06-01-2013, 12:33 PM   #4891 (permalink)
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When paperazzi take pictures of celebrities who really wants to buy some of them? Does anybody really want to see a picture of someone putting petrol in their car?
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Old 06-01-2013, 12:36 PM   #4892 (permalink)
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Old 06-01-2013, 12:49 PM   #4893 (permalink)
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That it's bizarre some people condone biting more so than punching
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Old 06-01-2013, 10:21 PM   #4896 (permalink)
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When paperazzi take pictures of celebrities who really wants to buy some of them? Does anybody really want to see a picture of someone putting petrol in their car?
I went through a phase of reading celeb gossip magazines in the super market aisle.
So there is a market for it.

Basically the attraction of the pics is that you can see how they dress in real life.
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That it's bizarre some people condone biting more so than punching
I guess it depends on the context. I could condone a girl giving my knob a playful nibble, but if she punched it I'd be outraged.
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Old 07-01-2013, 06:35 AM   #4898 (permalink)
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I am thinking right now that my new year resolution (the usual one about getting fit and stuff, you know) is more painful that expected. And I havent started jogging yet, its gonna kill me
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Old 07-01-2013, 12:25 PM   #4899 (permalink)
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Start easy and build it up bro. New Years resolutions tend to fail when people have this all or nothing attitude.
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I must be the only one in this part of the country who doesn't give a **** about college football tonight.
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Was all set to go to the gym last night but work ****ed me over and I didn't get out till 8pm. So I just went home and played Mass Effect instead. I felt it was productive.
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Old 08-01-2013, 11:47 AM   #4904 (permalink)
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Was all set to go to the gym last night but work ****ed me over and I didn't get out till 8pm. So I just went home and played Mass Effect instead. I felt it was productive.
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I am thinking it wasn't the best move to tell that barmaid at the strip club that she had carny hands.

Even if she did.
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