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Old 10-12-2012, 03:49 PM   #4816 (permalink)
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Old 10-12-2012, 03:51 PM   #4817 (permalink)
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Keeping on the laws, some old English laws are crazy...its illegal to dig up worms in one part of Bristol!
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:17 PM   #4818 (permalink)
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lol at passive aggressive coworkers.

Got stopped by a coworker as I passed her cubicle as she had a few questions for me. I answered the questions in detail as I knew she would hassle me all day if I didn't, then moved on to her neighbor's cubicle as I had a question for her. This whole time the chick in the last cubicle of the row kept looking at me intermittently and I couldn't quite figure out why. Towards the end of my last conversation, this chick took off her headphones and tossed them at her desk in frustration. I'm all 'wtf, I wasn't even that loud' but didn't think much of it as it couldv'e been anything.

So I get home and check my facebook and I see a status from her "Ever have one of those days at work when people just won't shut up? Today would definitely be one of those days." and she did this right at that moment when I left.
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Old 10-12-2012, 07:25 PM   #4819 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2012, 01:56 AM   #4820 (permalink)
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I'm thinking that what I've just seen on The Project about women's cricket and the comparative differences in prize money etc (apparently insinuating it's a little unfair) must be a beat-up...surely. Call me sexist, but there are some obvious differences in the quality of play.

For those of you who would paint me as sexist for saying this, in my defence I'd have no qualms if Elysse Perry was paid more to play




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Old 12-12-2012, 01:58 AM   #4821 (permalink)
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It's srsly farcical that they're paid at all.
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Old 12-12-2012, 05:54 AM   #4822 (permalink)
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Old 12-12-2012, 06:55 PM   #4823 (permalink)
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Good grief it is stifling right now. I thought lived in New Zealand ffs
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Old 15-12-2012, 04:44 AM   #4826 (permalink)
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Mystic PEWS has won post of the year.
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This is a "what you are thinking right now thread". And that is what I was thinking at that point in time.
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