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Old 01-12-2012, 08:09 AM   #4786 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2012, 09:14 PM   #4787 (permalink)
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Old 01-12-2012, 10:16 PM   #4788 (permalink)
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Caught on camera: racist Australians abuse girl & smash bus window - YouTube

Guy who took the video is a Melbourne comedian who is mates with my best mate. Good on him for releasing it, it has gone viral.
It is disgusting behaviour, although as soon as I saw the bus was going to Frankston I realised we probably shouldn't be surprised.
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Old 02-12-2012, 01:04 PM   #4789 (permalink)
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LMAO thought it was a typo for a second and then realised how true you are!
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Old 05-12-2012, 04:24 PM   #4790 (permalink)
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Old 07-12-2012, 07:53 AM   #4792 (permalink)
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Where can I find some rhubarb in Malaysia?
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:20 AM   #4793 (permalink)
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If I were you I'd get some airlifted in from Rothwell
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:22 AM   #4794 (permalink)
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Royal baby hoax call leaves Duchess's hospital unamused | UK news | The Guardian

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The royal family's favoured hospital has apologised after its staff were fooled by an implausible impersonation of the Queen into divulging intimate details of the Duchess of Cambridge's medical condition to hoax callers from an Australian radio station.

The King Edward VII private hospital in Marylebone, central London, where the duchess is being treated for acute morning sickness, said it "deeply regrets" what it described as "a foolish prank call that we all deplore".

Two DJs from Sydney's 2Day FM Summer 30 show Googled the hospital's number and rang in the early hours of Tuesday morning, posing as the Queen and the Prince of Wales.





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Basically, I'm thinking 'shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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Old 07-12-2012, 08:31 AM   #4795 (permalink)
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**** just got real.
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Old 09-12-2012, 01:57 AM   #4796 (permalink)
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I think the family of the nurse should sue.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:12 AM   #4797 (permalink)
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It was a harmless albeit foolish prank call with obviously no intent of malice, no one is at fault imo.
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Old 09-12-2012, 02:33 AM   #4798 (permalink)
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It was a harmless albeit foolish prank call with obviously no intent of malice, no one is at fault imo.
I can't remember if the Queen is head of state officially or not. But if she is then I think it was dodgy to impersonate her.
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:24 AM   #4799 (permalink)
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Irrelevant to the Nurse's unfortunate actions, it's ****iness of the highest order to prank call public-funded institutions like hospitals who are there saving our arses day in, day out. Stick with Pizza Hut if you really want to claim that it's "just a bit of fun".
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Old 09-12-2012, 04:27 AM   #4800 (permalink)
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Irrelevant to the Nurse's unfortunate actions, it's ****iness of the highest order to prank call public-funded institutions like hospitals who are there saving our arses day in, day out. Stick with Pizza Hut if you really want to claim that it's "just a bit of fun".
lol it's a private hospital. Nice rant though.
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