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Old 21-11-2012, 06:12 PM   #4771 (permalink)
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Im thinking that my left eye has some kind of "goo" in it and i need to investigate. However I have a fear of things touching my eyes, so im kind of f***ed.
I get that all the time in my eyes and it's horrible, but I don't have a problem with putting my fingers in my eyes to clear the fluid.
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Old 21-11-2012, 06:25 PM   #4772 (permalink)
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*insert distasteful joke about semen here*
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Old 21-11-2012, 07:01 PM   #4773 (permalink)
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Old 21-11-2012, 07:20 PM   #4774 (permalink)
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****, you beat me.


Though that would explain the goo in his eye....
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Old 22-11-2012, 04:24 PM   #4775 (permalink)
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****, you beat me.


Though that would explain the goo in his eye....

I got my fiancee to get it out. She tasted it and swallowed. Definitely not semen then
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Old 22-11-2012, 05:16 PM   #4776 (permalink)
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It's shocking at times eh. Have to turn the other cheek on so much racist/homophobic **** from friends who should bloody know better because I just CBF calling them out anymore, done it a thousand times already.
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Old 23-11-2012, 04:14 AM   #4777 (permalink)
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Old 24-11-2012, 10:20 AM   #4778 (permalink)
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In SIngapore you can be jailed for making racist remarks on facebook? Lol, this is a real police state. Better watch what I post.
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Old 30-11-2012, 03:23 AM   #4779 (permalink)
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In SIngapore you can be jailed for making racist remarks on facebook? Lol, this is a real police state. Better watch what I post.
That happened?

I know some NTUC hot shot got fired because of racist comments on FB, and some kid from a university got reprimanded for making a video with racist jokes while drunk and put them up on youtube, but I haven't heard of anyone going to jail.
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Christ I am bored stupid - foolishly offered to drive down to Guildford last night to pick up a potential future Mrs Fertang from visiting her sick mother in hospital - now stuck in her house with sod all to do except post here while she spends all morning on the trumpet trying to sort out where the old dutch will be going when she's discharged - and I haven't even been given breakfast!
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Old 01-12-2012, 04:51 AM   #4781 (permalink)
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That happened?

I know some NTUC hot shot got fired because of racist comments on FB, and some kid from a university got reprimanded for making a video with racist jokes while drunk and put them up on youtube, but I haven't heard of anyone going to jail.
Yeah someone from work told me it happened, all depends on the severity. How do you handle living in such a police state? I'm going to Australia asap when my projects are done.
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Old 01-12-2012, 05:37 AM   #4782 (permalink)
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Christ I am bored stupid - foolishly offered to drive down to Guildford last night to pick up a potential future Mrs Fertang from visiting her sick mother in hospital - now stuck in her house with sod all to do except post here while she spends all morning on the trumpet trying to sort out where the old dutch will be going when she's discharged - and I haven't even been given breakfast!
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Old 01-12-2012, 07:27 AM   #4784 (permalink)
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Yeah someone from work told me it happened, all depends on the severity. How do you handle living in such a police state? I'm going to Australia asap when my projects are done.
out of the police state into the nanny state
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